What do you do with him? - Page 2

Justsomebloke · 26-09-2007, 12:23

Cable tie the mofo & make him watch all my saved episodes of Dallas with me mouthing the words out loud & proud.
Once he realised i was completly insane & knew i was going to feed him to my dog bit by bit i would laugh hysterically in his face.
First bit i would have to reinact the ear chopping off bit in Res Dogs. I can hear the music now *sings*

BBx · 26-09-2007, 12:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kell_ee001

I think the main problem with the plan is I live in an upstairs flat

Me too! But I still have bad dreams about this

BB x

karbon · 26-09-2007, 12:35

i'd take great pleasure in having him bound and gagged in a very uncomfortable position.then maybe phone the police in the morning.

Will · 26-09-2007, 12:37

If you want to be sure the police come to you - just tell them you're about to shoot an intruder in your house... you might get into trouble for it though

Goose · 26-09-2007, 12:39

I would probably use a torture method (one that involves a pole, doesn't make a mess and is easy to set up), at least for a while. Then I'd call the police.

Wossi · 26-09-2007, 12:46

Get the cable ties form the garage and tie him up, once those things are on they don't come off. Then I might think about the phoning the police after a bit of mental torture, it's handy having 2 dogs that sound more vicious than they really are

In all seriousness I wouldn't mention a gun, all it would do is make the police stand outside waiting for the ARU to turn up and since I live in a village it could be a week before that happened

Will · 26-09-2007, 12:46

To answer the question seriously, I'd be concerned, and I'd ring 112 ASAP - I don't know if I'd confront the guy or not, I'd be worried of hurting the person too much and getting into trouble with the law for going OTT. When I hit, I hit hard :/ However I'd probably have the adrelanin pumping so God knows what I'd do.

Feek · 26-09-2007, 12:48

I've got some handcuffs (real ones, not furry ones), I'd cuff him to some pipework or something else unmovable, phone the Police and stand over him with a large chunky firearm until they arrive.

/edit - 112, Will? I know it works, but surely 999 is more traditional

Will · 26-09-2007, 13:04

I've always used 112

Besides I thought they were going to scrap 999?

Rich_L · 26-09-2007, 13:13

Sit down, switch on Xbox360 and ask if he wanted a beer and a game of Pro Evo

26-09-2007, 12:23	#11
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Cable tie the mofo & make him watch all my saved episodes of Dallas with me mouthing the words out loud & proud. Once he realised i was completly insane & knew i was going to feed him to my dog bit by bit i would laugh hysterically in his face. First bit i would have to reinact the ear chopping off bit in Res Dogs. I can hear the music now sings __________________

26-09-2007, 12:35	#13
karbon Long Island Iced Tea Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Glasvegas Posts: 475	i'd take great pleasure in having him bound and gagged in a very uncomfortable position.then maybe phone the police in the morning. __________________

26-09-2007, 12:37	#14
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	If you want to be sure the police come to you - just tell them you're about to shoot an intruder in your house... you might get into trouble for it though __________________ *No No!*

26-09-2007, 12:39	#15
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	I would probably use a torture method (one that involves a pole, doesn't make a mess and is easy to set up), at least for a while. Then I'd call the police. __________________

26-09-2007, 12:46	#17
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	To answer the question seriously, I'd be concerned, and I'd ring 112 ASAP - I don't know if I'd confront the guy or not, I'd be worried of hurting the person too much and getting into trouble with the law for going OTT. When I hit, I hit hard :/ However I'd probably have the adrelanin pumping so God knows what I'd do. __________________ *No No!*

26-09-2007, 12:46	#16
Wossi Absinthe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the middle Posts: 1,385	Get the cable ties form the garage and tie him up, once those things are on they don't come off. Then I might think about the phoning the police after a bit of mental torture, it's handy having 2 dogs that sound more vicious than they really are In all seriousness I wouldn't mention a gun, all it would do is make the police stand outside waiting for the ARU to turn up and since I live in a village it could be a week before that happened

26-09-2007, 12:48	#18
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	I've got some handcuffs (real ones, not furry ones), I'd cuff him to some pipework or something else unmovable, phone the Police and stand over him with a large chunky firearm until they arrive. /edit - 112, Will? I know it works, but surely 999 is more traditional __________________ Last edited by Feek; 26-09-2007 at 12:51.

26-09-2007, 13:04	#19
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	I've always used 112 Besides I thought they were going to scrap 999? __________________ *No No!*

26-09-2007, 13:13	#20
Rich_L Dr Cocktapuss Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Seven Sizzles Posts: 1,044	Sit down, switch on Xbox360 and ask if he wanted a beer and a game of Pro Evo __________________

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