Amusing spam names and titles

[Roberta]

Ahahaha! That is fabulous!

[Justsomebloke]

My favourite Spam is from Eastern Block women who are getting back to me after losing my details the last time we spoke
I haven't saved any but they go summit like;
Hi Malc it's Tattinana whatarussianface
I am sorry but i have lost your details from the last time we spoke & as we got on so well would love to make contact once again, Bla dee Bla bla
I will be visiting your Lovely Country very soon & hoped we could meet up
All my love & kindness Tattiana whatarussianface

I like it because Even Spam can be Personal & nice

[Muban]

Subject: See girls with their eyes glued together with Jizz!

There appears to be a fetish for everything

[SidewinderINC]

I don't get spam (that is not a cue to sign me up to garbage ) I just never have :shrug: maybe even spam hates me

[iCraig]

I posted a few on here before, but I still remember one:

"DRILL HER LIKE AN OILRIG"

Charming.

[Goose]

Originally Posted by iCraig

"DRILL HER LIKE AN OILRIG"

Slowly, working in teams over several months with a helicopter on stand-by in case things get hairy?

[petemc]

Originally Posted by Goose

Slowly, working in teams over several months with a helicopter on stand-by in case things get hairy?

I'm fairly sure over a period of a few months things would get hairy

[SidewinderINC]

Originally Posted by Goose

Slowly, working in teams over several months with a helicopter on stand-by in case things get hairy?

There's always a few choppers on stand-by

[iCraig]

Originally Posted by Goose

Slowly, working in teams over several months with a helicopter on stand-by in case things get hairy?

'Striking oil' would be a most puzzling euphemism.

[petemc]

Originally Posted by iCraig

'Striking oil' would be a most puzzling euphemism.

Generally speaking you're after a geyser not oil.