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Admiral Huddy · 22-05-2008, 17:42

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Originally Posted by Muban

Hmmm only as good as the googler it seems....

Book specs are JDM: 197, UKDM: 183 & USDM: 185. I'll let them off though as it's a common mistake, quite a few places quote that 190 figure but 197 is definitely the right one.

Is that some kind of web developers kit or is it code for your shoe collection?

Knipples · 22-05-2008, 17:48

Somebody ask them whos going to win the play off final between Bristol City and Hull.
(and then dont tell me the answer if they say Hull)

Dymetrie · 22-05-2008, 17:49

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Q: What is the air-speed velocity of a sparrow?

Quote:

Originally Posted by AQA

The average air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow is approximately 10 metres per second which is equivalent to around 22 miles per hour.

I was hoping for a more humourous answer

Rich_L · 22-05-2008, 17:51

I asked for the pope's telephone number when pissed one night

Response: Sorry, AWA prohibits answers about personal contact information. However, you can contact the Vatican City office on 00 39 06 69 82

Lana · 22-05-2008, 17:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dymetrie

I was hoping for a more humourous answer

well, they did say unladen...that's cool right?

Feek · 22-05-2008, 18:07

I remember asking for Kylie's vital statistics when this first appeared.

The reply was something along the lines of "Kylie's statistics are a closely guarded secret, although the tiny antipodean pop temptress is perfectly proportioned".

In other words, the researcher couldn't find them

Pheebs · 22-05-2008, 18:12

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Q: How do tube train drivers line up the trains doors with the outer shell door at stops? (like at waterloo!)

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A: AQA: To line up the tube doors, there is an in-train system that locks them onto target when they approach the station. Cross hatches lock on a screen

OoOOOoooo!

And whoopsy to the j0000bileeee!

Justsomebloke · 22-05-2008, 18:32

Q.
Why do my dogs farts smell worse than mine ?

Answer.
The smell of a fart is determined by diet & the state of the digestive system. Dogs generally eat low quality food that smells bad even before digestion.

Damn they are fast.
Frank has Lovely food but he drinks out of the drain the Scutter & that makes his batty stink man.

SidewinderINC · 22-05-2008, 18:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Huddy

Question - "When will I next get a shag"

Answer - "Please refrain from using inapproriate questions.. You have been charged for this question"

This concludes that the company has changed owners, we used to ask it stupid questions like that all the time

our best one was "does the pope s**t in the woods?" and our answer was "There are many papal toilet facilities for the pope to use, he has no requirement for alfresco defecation"

Burble · 22-05-2008, 18:41

Q. Why do monkeys have red bottoms?

A. AQA: Female baboons sometimes have a red bottom, due to that area swelling with fluids in preparation for ovultion. It also emits a smell to attract males.

22-05-2008, 17:51	#14
Rich_L Dr Cocktapuss Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Seven Sizzles Posts: 1,044	I asked for the pope's telephone number when pissed one night Response: Sorry, AWA prohibits answers about personal contact information. However, you can contact the Vatican City office on 00 39 06 69 82 __________________ Last edited by Rich_L; 22-05-2008 at 17:54.

22-05-2008, 18:07	#16
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	I remember asking for Kylie's vital statistics when this first appeared. The reply was something along the lines of "Kylie's statistics are a closely guarded secret, although the tiny antipodean pop temptress is perfectly proportioned". In other words, the researcher couldn't find them __________________

22-05-2008, 18:32	#18
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Q. Why do my dogs farts smell worse than mine ? Answer. The smell of a fart is determined by diet & the state of the digestive system. Dogs generally eat low quality food that smells bad even before digestion. Damn they are fast. Frank has Lovely food but he drinks out of the drain the Scutter & that makes his batty stink man. __________________ Last edited by Justsomebloke; 22-05-2008 at 18:35.

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22-05-2008, 17:48	#12
Knipples nipples lol (o)(o) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brissle!!! Posts: 4,947	Somebody ask them whos going to win the play off final between Bristol City and Hull. (and then dont tell me the answer if they say Hull)

22-05-2008, 18:41	#20
Burble Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,826	Q. Why do monkeys have red bottoms? A. AQA: Female baboons sometimes have a red bottom, due to that area swelling with fluids in preparation for ovultion. It also emits a smell to attract males.