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Old 04-06-2008, 14:41   #11
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Tying Vanessa Feltz to a bed and using her as a trampoline?
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Old 04-06-2008, 14:51   #12
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Crucifixion!

I've only heard of one incident where there exists the potential for a second go though.
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Old 04-06-2008, 16:35   #13
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Be baptised?
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Old 04-06-2008, 16:42   #14
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Lose your virginity?


... a few minutes might be a bit optimistic though...
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Old 04-06-2008, 16:56   #15
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Is it crap Yellow poo as Frank has only done that once
And No his farts did Not smell like Imperial leather
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Old 04-06-2008, 18:47   #16
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What do you get to do in your lifetime only once, maybe twice, that only lasts for a few minutes?
Die.
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Old 04-06-2008, 22:11   #17
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This is only because a friend of mine was talking to me about it yesterday, the answer is...

Have your first dance at your wedding. I said it was tame!

Belmit, take the floor. Yours was best
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Old 04-06-2008, 22:16   #18
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In in act of desperate pedantry because I didn't have an answer, I guess that depends how many weddings you have - though first dance at first wedding would work.
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Old 04-06-2008, 22:36   #19
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Have your first dance at your wedding.
I call shenanigans!
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Die.
Durnik?
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