I need some clever thoughtfull off the wall ideas, **** knows why i'm asking you lot!

[LeperousDust]

Originally Posted by Belmit

Get the message 'Connect call to detonate' on the phone display, and take a picture of it with a Nokia building in the background.

'Nokia needs me because... your lives are in my hands.'

Hahahaha, these ideas are so much better than ours so far. I like this although with the current terrorist climate i'm not sure how well the suited H&S guy behind this application would take that, i like it though .

//Edit: Alas no Nokia branded stores anywhere this end of the country (was willing to drive a fair bit too )

[SCM]

Looks at MB's earlier answers then slowly backs away out of the post before the giant phone of doom come my way

[Pheebs]

ROFFLECOPTERS @ the piccie!

BwaaaaaahahahahAhaHAHahahAHHAhaahaha!

Brains currently blocked with other wonderful things but if I think of something I'll let you know!

[Justsomebloke]

Paint an N on your left cheek & K I A on your right arse cheek then Bend over & take a pic. Send them that

[semi-pro waster]

Phone positioned correctly near your buttocks and a picture with the caption "fully expecting to be shafted by Nokia in the near future".

But Mat's idea is a lot better and more likely to get you a job.

[Von Smallhausen]

What are your 3 favourite animals and why?

Sloth.

They are simply the lazy, tree couch potato, I don't give a sh*t, I will just hang creature that I like and all this with the blessing of nature. They also have a permanent smirk, like that Hazel Blears woman who does all of the above but in the Commons and not a tree.

Who was the last person you connected with?

Our lass. A baby was the result and I have sold the MR2 as a result. Pisser.

Do you believe in magic?

Looking at Roberta on a dancing pole I have to say yes. How does she not fall ? Magic. Magic I tell you.

Also, when you stand up, where does your lap go ? Magic again.

[Lomster]

Originally Posted by Von Smallhausen

Our lass. A baby was the result and I have sold the MR2 as a result. Pisser.

I told you, the babby seat can go on the roof bars.

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[LeperousDust]

I think you're over analysing it. It'll be point of sales somewhere and they want someone with half a personality, hence the odd questions to weed out people before the interviews.

I've had no better idea's and nor has anyone else i know than what has been suggested in this thread. Belmits had practicality, its pretty easy except i don't have any close Nokia branded shops, but i do like the idea

MB's two are good, but ones a challenge i've walked around today trying to find suitable statues i may have missed/taken for granted. But there's sod all i've fell across. The ones i'd like to use are two well respected to play around with i think

The bludgeoning to death one is quirky/funny, so i'll give that one a go tomorrow with a friend see how it turns out. I've got ages to hand this in i just want to get it off fairly quickly...

Will sleep on it tonight and see what i can do tomorrow, hopefully its sunny for pretty pictures!

[Darryn]

For the photo i feel youre 5boobs/no faces photo is a winner... thats bound to impress them.

// edit reads the thread title, my suggestion isnt clever, thoughtful or off the wall... But everyone likes boobs.

[Pumpkinstew]

Get someone to hold your phone close to the camera then go and stand in the distance and pretend you're shouting into a masssive phone:
'Why should you hire me?'
'I'll give you some perspective and I think BIG!'

OR

Write the word 'idea' on a balloon. Inflate the balloon. Sticky tape it to your head so it looks like it's coming out of your ear. Take photo.