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Old 05-08-2008, 19:50   #11
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GENERATING AN INTEGRATIVE
PLANT SCIENCE ???
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Old 05-08-2008, 20:17   #12
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GENERATING AN INTEGRATIVE
PLANT SCIENCE ???
Not at all, I was just muttering on about the Global Investment Performance Standards
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Old 05-08-2008, 20:55   #13
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Erm, again not technically a position as such, but more a means of pleasuring your lady friend. Many chaps will be familiar with the phrase "two in the goo, one in the poo", a colloquialism inferring simultaneous stimulation of both the "goods in" and "goods out" regions of the female genital anatomy.

Well folks, if it's getting a little boring for ya, try this:


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Old 05-08-2008, 20:55   #14
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It's not a drought The lazy admins haven't added my +1 yet.
I thought it was left discussing whether you should still have the .15
But I've given you the benefit of doubt
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Old 05-08-2008, 20:56   #15
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Did you draw that yourself sofaboy? And more to the point...have you tried it on your new lass yet?
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Old 06-08-2008, 14:12   #16
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Did you draw that yourself sofaboy? And more to the point...have you tried it on your new lass yet?
Nah, interwebs gave it to me. And no, I am yet to fist the girl I have just started seeing. Women these days are so unadventurous!
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Old 06-08-2008, 15:03   #17
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It's a disgrace if you ask me. Hmmmm that gives me an idea for a new sexual position, The Disgrace...
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Old 06-08-2008, 16:23   #18
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Maybe I'm having a sense of humour malfunction. Or maybe I just dont have the same kind of sense of humour as you guys.

Yes, I know I can avoid threads that I find are bad taste. But I'm extremely saddened by the fact that I've found a thread on bd that has made me think 'Am I on the right forum?'. I shant mention the name of the other forum I'd expect to see threads like this on.
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Old 06-08-2008, 18:29   #19
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Must introduce Tiggy to Southpark...
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Old 06-08-2008, 18:54   #20
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It's a disgrace if you ask me. Hmmmm that gives me an idea for a new sexual position, The Disgrace...
I already do that one.

It's where you entice your man with handcuffs and promises, strip him, cuff him to the bed, stick a pink feather up his bum then go shopping, but not before phoning his mum and asking her to pop round in a few minutes to pick up something she left that you've put on the bed for her.
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