Welcome Borris !!

[cheets]

My best mate has the same cat as your Borris, he got it from a rescue home and its very scared of me and it wont venture out of the house, its a nice looking cat and has lovely fur but its boring, anyway of making play when I go round his house for a few beers.

[cleanbluesky]

Originally Posted by Piggymon

MEOOOOOOOOOW ! *tickles tummy*

You DO realise its just phykell when he's been at the sauce...

[Blackstar]

Aren't you just a barrel of laughs, its a bit of fun

[cleanbluesky]

Originally Posted by Blackstar

Aren't you just a barrel of laughs, its a bit of fun

I have shattered illusions, although if we let the charade continue Phykell will begin to go deeper and deeper into his second persona. Seemingly harmless, and occasionally charming - initially nothing more sinister than Mrs phykell finding Mr Phykell curled on the sofa like a kitty but when he begins to lick his ass in public it will be less charming

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7p4mioawIA

[phykell]

Originally Posted by cheets

My best mate has the same cat as you Borris...

Fixed

Originally Posted by cheets

...he got it from a rescue home and its very scared of me...

May I suggest that he's not scared of you at all and that it is, in fact, more likely to be your lack of personal hygiene? Cats have sensitive noses y'know

Originally Posted by cheets

...and it wont venture out of the house, its a nice looking cat and has lovely fur but its boring, anyway of making play when I go round his house for a few beers.

That's a difficult one. I think the first thing you should try is having a shower then at least he might stay in the same room as you. The next is to avoid making loud noises - cats don't like that. As for playing, it depends how old he is - British Blues can be a bit lazy and while they're like a dog in many ways, they're unlikely to bother chasing anything unless there's a point to it. The usual stuff such as string should work though, and try trailing a piece of string around in a cardboard box. Cats love boxes of all shapes and sizes

[phykell]

Originally Posted by cleanbluesky

I have shattered illusions, although if we let the charade continue Phykell will begin to go deeper and deeper into his second persona. Seemingly harmless, and occasionally charming - initially nothing more sinister than Mrs phykell finding Mr Phykell curled on the sofa like a kitty but when he begins to lick his ass in public it will be less charming

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7p4mioawIA

Ah CBS, which is odder, the person who speaks through his cat as you believe, or the one who feels he must tell other perfectly sane, reasonable human beings, that a person is speaking through his cat? What's your motivation? Is it that you believe the people here would otherwise believe that a cat really can speak, and not only that, can type on a laptop? Is that why you feel you have to put them right? It's a good job you're here to spoil any alleged illusion

How's your kitty btw?

[iCraig]

Originally Posted by Blackstar

Aren't you just a barrel of laughs, its a bit of fun

CBS is a must have at parties. Other features include:

• Alcohol monitoring - Mobile breathaliser to inform and advise all participants of the party what their alcohol blood level is, and how far away they are from reaching their limit.
• Tape corden and minature hazard cones to surround inebriants and allow access to monitor their vital signs until help arrives.
• Emergency flares and whistles when signalling for a taxi
• DBA meter to monitor noise levels to ensure surrounding residence and public buildings are not disrupted
• Safety hat to prevent bottling

[Borris the Cat]

<puts CBS on ignore>

Don't make me come and visit you in the night CBS - you know what I'll do in your slippers

[cleanbluesky]

Originally Posted by phykell

Is it that you believe the people here would otherwise believe that a cat really can speak, and not only that, can type on a laptop?

That WOULD be odd.

[Haly]

You look as big as my cat Harry