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PvtPyle · 17-09-2008, 15:14

Dunno - I'm only jealous 'cos unless I was diagnosed with Ebola AND cancer of all major bodily organs, face, hair and navel, bleeding from every orifice and wracked in a pain so insufferable that my screams had severed my larynx, my Mum made me go to school.

Roberta · 17-09-2008, 15:18

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Originally Posted by PvtPyle

Dunno - I'm only jealous 'cos unless I was diagnosed with Ebola AND cancer of all major bodily organs, face, hair and navel, bleeding from every orifice and wracked in a pain so insufferable that my screams had severed my larynx, my Mum made me go to school.

Gethyn? Is that you?

Yeah, my mum was the same! These days if they find nits you're called to pick them up!

PvtPyle · 17-09-2008, 15:20

Eugh, not the same as it was in my day..

Ha! I'm 24 and talking bollocks tbh.

chumpychops · 17-09-2008, 15:20

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Dunno - I'm only jealous 'cos unless I was diagnosed with Ebola AND cancer of all major bodily organs, face, hair and navel, bleeding from every orifice and wracked in a pain so insufferable that my screams had severed my larynx, my Mum made me go to school.

She had your best interests at heart - no kid should have to see the milkman hanging out of his mom

PvtPyle · 17-09-2008, 15:22

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She had your best interests at heart - no kid should have to see the milkman hanging out of his mom

And no one worth their weight in the milkman's baby juice should spell "Mum" with an "o" in the middle

Pebs · 17-09-2008, 15:25

Had I been sorting her out she'd have gone in. Nothing short of an arterial bleed or unconsciousness normally keeps them home.

Desmo · 17-09-2008, 15:25

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Maybe she's sick IN THE HEAD?

She lives with Pebs, what did you expect?

PvtPyle · 17-09-2008, 15:29

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Originally Posted by Pebs

Had I been sorting her out she'd have gone in. Nothing short of an arterial bleed or unconsciousness normally keeps them home.

Good work Pebs. Carrot and stick approach - "If you don't get off your ass and go to school, I will beat you with this carrot, then beat you with that stick. Do you understand?"

semi-pro waster · 17-09-2008, 15:30

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Had I been sorting her out she'd have gone in. Nothing short of an arterial bleed or unconsciousness normally keeps them home.

And let's be honest here, unconciousness keeps them quiet and unable to object to going to school...

On the positive side at least she waited until half two and said please and thank you.

chumpychops · 17-09-2008, 15:36

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She lives with Pebs, what did you expect?

Good point, well made.

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17-09-2008, 15:14	#11
PvtPyle Sofa Boy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wield of the Shire Posts: 701	Dunno - I'm only jealous 'cos unless I was diagnosed with Ebola AND cancer of all major bodily organs, face, hair and navel, bleeding from every orifice and wracked in a pain so insufferable that my screams had severed my larynx, my Mum made me go to school.

17-09-2008, 15:20	#13
PvtPyle Sofa Boy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wield of the Shire Posts: 701	Eugh, not the same as it was in my day.. Ha! I'm 24 and talking bollocks tbh.