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Joey Tempest
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Gravesend.
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 Only you could get an injury from opening potatoes
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03-10-2008, 18:07
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L'Oréal
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
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 (if it was the peeling bit it wouldn't have been so bad - I'm just not sure how I managed to get an inch long cut from the blunt end on a part of my hand that was protected by potato :/ )
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03-10-2008, 19:36
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The Mouse King of Denmark
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Winchester
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I was bitten by a coconut once. Was holding it steady on the floor with one hand and walloped it with a ballpane hammer; it cracked open ever so slightly under my thumb and closed again. Had a blood blister for weeks.
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03-10-2008, 19:45
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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"One day, you'll be able to open a yoghurt that you can have a chat with"
- Karl Pilkington.
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03-10-2008, 23:42
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Columbian Coffee
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: opposite yours, spying on you
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I once put money in the golf ball machine at a driving range but had forgot to put the basket in front of the bit the balls come out of
cue 100 gold balls bouncing about the lobby into other peoples booths oh how embarrassing  it was my first and last time at a driving range |
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04-10-2008, 09:57
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Lara Croft
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex
Posts: 8,604
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LOL !
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04-10-2008, 11:47
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Mellow Birds
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Gosport
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First day of secondary school; brand new skirt, blazer, shirt, tie. All down the front of all of them :-)
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04-10-2008, 12:00
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Penelope Pitstop
Join Date: Jul 2006
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I once looked at my watch whilst holding an open, full can of coke :/ Poured it all over me
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04-10-2008, 14:06
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Dubious
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Northampton
Posts: 1,571
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