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Penelope Pitstop
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Wow, sounds scary and painful! Do they have to sew you up?
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08-10-2008, 19:45
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Moonshine
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Nr Liverpewl
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Ok just to reiterate what divine said, O_o. A cute anal fissure, that dirty mary was coming on to you
 I'm not sure if I wanna know how that heals.
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08-10-2008, 20:13
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Deep Throat
Join Date: Jul 2006
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They have to cut some bits off and then do something (I got lost at the "cut bits off" and think my brain blocked the rest).
I then have uber cream to fix it for the next month and failing that.... I will be getting my bum botoxed! lol! This whole scenario just keeps getting funnier and funnier, from the day I was filmed breaking wind in a doctors face at the surgery to meeting Daniel Craig to potentially having a J Lo bum!  *ponders what can happen next!* Oh I forgot to say, during the examination Daniel Craig was explaining to a colleague all the stuff happening back there (I think she's a new Doc type thing). Anyway, he was yabbering on and he pauses... and my phone goes off. A phone going off is bad enough as it is whilst I have two people looking up my bum, but to make it worse my ring tone is a really cheesey 80's style pr0no choon. Oh how I felt my cheeks glow (... yes... both). |
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Lara Croft
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex
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Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
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08-10-2008, 20:14
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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 The surgery sounds scary! Hopefully it fixes everything nicely 
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08-10-2008, 20:24
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
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08-10-2008, 20:35
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08-10-2008, 20:36
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Do you want to hide in my box?
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 Not if he's unDaniel Craig like! I already asked Pheebs to kidnap him for me if he looked like the other one anyway I was hoping to come home to a Daniel Craig sized parcel
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08-10-2008, 20:40
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Easymouth
Join Date: Jul 2006
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I'm clenching at the mere thought!
Good news though, at least it's going to get fixed
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08-10-2008, 21:53
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Columbian Coffee
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Use more lube next time. One of you must have been WAY over-eager to tear it...
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