The customer is not always right

[Del Lardo]

Not convinced all the stories are true but I don't care as they're keeping me amused and reminding me why I wanted the hell outta retail.

[Del Lardo]

Originally Posted by Haly

Every time.......which is funny because out of the 12 of us working there, I know the most and everyone there knows it
Out of 3 months working there, I've had one guy actually be impressed by my gaming knowledge rather than think I'm an idiot.

Mind you, some of the male staff were as bad when I started there too. Usually a mention of my gamerscore or the fact that I write reviews for some websites and get free games, did the trick

cough

seems that you are not alone

[Kell_ee001]

This…Is…Spyware!
Electronics Store | Texas, USA

Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”

Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”

Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”

Me: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”

Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”

Me: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”

Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”

Me: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”

Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”

Me: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.”

[Haly]

Originally Posted by Del Lardo

cough

seems that you are not alone

Pssst, Davey already posted that just above
I'm waiting for it to happen to me now though

[Del Lardo]

Originally Posted by Haly

Pssst, Davey already posted that just above
I'm waiting for it to happen to me now though

Pssst, I'm illiterate. You should have put a sign up

[Haly]

Originally Posted by Del Lardo

Pssst, I'm illiterate. You should have put a sign up

[Jingo]

"you'll have to speak up- I'm wearing a towel..."

[Flibster]

http://notalwaysright.com/a-few-bean...of-a-latte/248

*in pain from laughter...*