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Old 20-03-2009, 14:42   #1
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30 second google later...

The former model has admitted to the following procedures: tummy tuck, two breast enhancements, a brow lift, a mini face lift, upper and lower eye lifts, liposuction, fat grafting to her cheeks, a chemical peel, Botox every six weeks, and porcelain veneers on her teeth.
Good lord! Botox every six weeks?! You would have thought she'd have worked out by now that all it's doing is making her look like a duck.
I like the 'two breast enhancements' bit tho. After all, you wouldn't want just one...
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Old 20-03-2009, 20:21   #2
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I like the 'two breast enhancements' bit tho. After all, you wouldn't want just one...
She'd be rather lob sided otherwise
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Old 20-03-2009, 11:49   #3
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But how much help has she had?
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I was just going to say, SURGERY!

(a boob job and a tummy tuck with it pulled through her belly button im sure)
And she looks better for it! But she was also the "World's first Supermodel", she knows what it takes to look good, act the right way and get it done. Sure she's out spoken, but she was also great fun in the I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here" show and, let us not forget, she also plays up to the cameras in the same way a Simon Cowell or that bald pillock on Dancing on Ice do.
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Old 20-03-2009, 13:46   #4
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And she looks better for it!
Her body is impressive for her age, i'll give you that. But her face!?! She looks like a duck!
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Old 20-03-2009, 13:51   #5
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Her body is impressive for her age, i'll give you that. But her face!?! She looks like a duck!
Insult to ducks surely?
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Old 20-03-2009, 10:09   #6
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She is still Vile.

Vile Vile Vile............!!!!

Yuk!

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Old 20-03-2009, 10:19   #7
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*shudders*

Makes my skin crawl!

*edit* and is it just me or does Jodie Marsh's Boobs look like poorly rolled out and painted balls of knobbly clay?
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Old 20-03-2009, 10:19   #8
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AGREED!!!!

Vileness!

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Old 20-03-2009, 10:37   #9
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Wags. I hate them all. Victoria Beckham, waste of skin and not much of it. Desperately trying to cling on to Beckham.

All of them talentless whores.

The whole WAG culture of snaring a footballer so you don't have to do bugger all. What a great role model for young women.
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Old 20-03-2009, 10:45   #10
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Mrs "stick insect" Beckham.

Jodie "turn up to the opening of an envelope wearng a thong" Marsh.

Katie "lets share every sordid detail of my love life on a reality show" Price.

Kerry "Iceland chav" Katona.

Pete "Long overdue overdose, talentless musician" Docherty.

Amy "crackwhore" Winehouse.

Russel "dragged through a hedge backwards, unfunny" Brand.

And many many more
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