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Old 05-08-2009, 16:17   #21
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Oh... and always make sure that the lamp is between you and the window (not behind you) when masturbating with the curtains closed.
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Old 05-08-2009, 16:31   #22
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To cool down in the summer, splash cold water over your arms and chest if possible. Don't dry yourself, leave it to evaporate. It boosts the effect done by sweating by transferring heat into the water and letting it escape into the air.
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Old 05-08-2009, 16:41   #24
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If you want to stop a pan of boiling water bubbling out over the top of the pan, lie a wooden spoon across the top of the pan, and it stops it.
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If you want to stop a pan of boiling water bubbling out over the top of the pan, lie a wooden spoon across the top of the pan, and it stops it.
Also a splash of oil in the water helps
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Turning the heat down is a genius and seldom heard of trick
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You're on form today miss Pebs!
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Old 05-08-2009, 17:42   #28
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Too much sun. I'll be boring again tomorrow.
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If a man knocks on your door and asks to see your t*ts DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR T*TS - he is a con artist and only wants to see your t*ts.
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Old 05-08-2009, 18:24   #30
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Oh... and always make sure that the lamp is between you and the window (not behind you) when masturbating with the curtains closed.
To help liven up an otherwise dull neighbourhood, do the opposite of this
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