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Old 30-10-2009, 18:01   #1
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HahahahahahA! Genius!

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Old 30-10-2009, 20:18   #2
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LOL, excellent.

You are right, real SAS members don't behave like that, they keep to themselves and do not start trouble. Living around here (Hereford) long enough, you will run into one now and again. A secretary at work used to live in an estate near the base and there are loads of houses there that the MOD owns and the SAS live in with their family (very safe area !)
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Old 30-10-2009, 21:01   #3
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I knew an ex-Royal Marine commando with a physique a little like yours Feek. He was a double-hard bastard too. (Also like Feek!)
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Old 30-10-2009, 22:40   #4
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I've sometime used the excuse cheekily if some young **** starts to act an absolute prat on a night out.

Usually works. However, being a rather scrawny brown bloke it's obvious and extremely likely I'm not haha!
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Old 31-10-2009, 01:07   #5
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The bit of the story I can't help but feel you've left out is you took a step back, raised your eyebrows, put up your karate choppers and then told him you were in the SAS. Ok so maybe I'm embelishing the story a bit, but I can so see you doing that and some random phoney SAS guy running for his life
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Old 31-10-2009, 09:15   #6
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Brilliant Feek
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Old 02-11-2009, 23:23   #7
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Bloody sods got me in trouble with the RAF on my second ever shift. Flew in unanounced into the centre of the base, dropped some stuff off, and flew out again.

Gits.
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Old 03-11-2009, 15:50   #8
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Nice one Feek.
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Old 05-11-2009, 23:07   #9
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Hehe nice one.

I must admit I've never stumbled upon a real member of the Sausage Appreciation Society when I've been to the butchers

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Old 06-11-2009, 15:39   #10
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Loving the custom title Mr Feek

I think I met one or two while on holiday in Oman but didn't like to ask. They were definitely ex British military, rather than seconded out there. Sultan Qaboos bin Said aka Sammy Sultan was educated at Sandhurst Military College and has a lot of respect for the professionalism of our forces. Which is why my Dad was working there after he left the RAF and why we were able to spend Xmas and New Year in glorious sunshine while back here everyone was wading through a foot or so of snow ('81-'82)
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