Nursery Rhymes...

[SidewinderINC]

thats not a nursery rhyme, thats a campfire song

[Roberta]

Originally Posted by Feek

We sang these words as well!

The final line should be "water quick, I feel sick"

We used to sing:

School dinners, school dinners,
Concrete chips, concrete chips,
Soggy semolina, soggy semolina,
I feel sick, toilet quick,
Oops too late, done it on the plate.


Also:

What's the time?
Half past nine,
Hang your knickers on the line,
Getting late,
Half past eight,
Hang 'em on the garden gate,
When a copper comes along,
whip-'em-off-and-put-'em-on!

And my mum used to sing

Little boy blue
Come blow your horn,
The sheep in the meadow,
The cows in the corn,
But what of the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep.

[Kell_ee001]

Originally Posted by Pebs

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I’ll go end eat worms....

That's the first one that came to my mind tbh!

Our version was slightly different though....

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm going down the garden to eat worms!
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones,
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms!

You bite off their heads and squeeze out the juice and throw their tails away!
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.

[BBx]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Also:

What's the time?
Half past nine,
Hang your knickers on the line,
Getting late,
Half past eight,
Hang 'em on the garden gate,
When a copper comes along,
whip-'em-off-and-put-'em-on!

Why did I think of Pebs when I read this? :undecided:



BB x

[Pebs]

I'm going to lobby someone to make it a nationaly recognised nursery rhyme!

[Pebs]

Originally Posted by BBelle

Why did I think of Pebs when I read this? :undecided:



BB x

I have no idea!!!!!

[BBx]

Originally Posted by Pebs

I have no idea!!!!!

Must be the Police reference



BB x

[Belmit]

Oh christ, remembered one that I presumably repressed.

As far as I remember:

'Ding dong bell,
Pussy's in the well.
Who threw him in?
Little Jonny Finn.

What a naughty boy was that,
to try to drown poor pussy cat,
who never did no-one no harm,
but chased the mice in the farmer's barn.

Ding dong bell,
pussy's in the well."

What a horrific tale. And at the end the pussy's still in the damn well.

[Flibster]

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet.
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her,
But little boy blue and his horn.

I've got loads like the above.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
It doesn't any more,
I'm a media whore.
It was decked on a makeover show!

[Belmit]

Originally Posted by Lozza

No it's not....

Hooray! I suppressed the happy bit!