The Water In Majorca Don't Taste Like What It Owwta. - Page 3

Von Smallhausen · 29-09-2007, 19:05

Shagamuff was like Mos Eisley cantina last night .... bloody hell !

Off to the old town tonight for some clarss, deportment and cerveza.

Bono estente pussycats.

Von Smallhausen · 30-09-2007, 17:35

The old town of Palma is fantastic. It was like a millionaire playboys playground with cashmere sweaters draped over the shoulder of pink La Coste golf shirts and beige slacks. I fitted right in with highlights, faded jeans, black shirt ( Italian cut .... ) and white Miami Vice style shoes ...... :/

One bar we went in was called Abaca or something similar and it was 9 euros for a bottle of San Miguel. I was disappointed to learn that that did not include a high class prostitute or some Nik Naks. Great place though.

Palma cathedral is a fantastic sight. The taxi trip passes the marina and there are some fabulous boats moored up ... malc should get himself over here for a few months with his boat and live the playboy life for a bit.

The taxi ride back was mental ... we were in one taxi and the others were in another. The Spanish are mad drivers at the best of times but they were racing each other at one point and while some were shouting stop I was laughing and saying ...... muy bueno ... avanti .... lol. He went through a gap of two cars at about 80 mph with less than a couple od feet either side. I was half cut at the time.

Off for some bait now ...... buenos tarez.

Justsomebloke · 30-09-2007, 20:06

Glad it's going well for you all. I think we are due at least a Moby pic though don't you

Will · 30-09-2007, 20:07

Yeah the boats along the Paseo Maritimo are fantastic - if you're able to get onto the quays you can see 'em up close and personal.

The catherdral is incredible - actually I love all the old town of Palma, it's got the best watering holes and food IMO.

It's a great place - one of the few places I didn't mind travelling to for work.

Sounds like you're having fun!

Piggymon · 30-09-2007, 20:10

Bon Soir !

Von Smallhausen · 30-09-2007, 20:40

I also got accosted and chased by some 50 something Norwegian nymphos in Shagaluf .... there were three of them with a combined age of about 175.

I was lucky to escape ..... the twinkle in their eye was frightening and even telling them I was a puerco didn´t put them off.

Piggymon · 30-09-2007, 20:41

You need a blog.

Justsomebloke · 30-09-2007, 20:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piggymon

You need a blog.

A PC Blog perhaps

TAXI

Von Smallhausen · 30-09-2007, 20:47

I also recorded a Channel 9 type advert on my phone for mineral water called Bastida. It really is **** but I will post it later.

Von Smallhausen · 30-09-2007, 20:51

Off out soon.

Bon soir kitkats.

29-09-2007, 19:05	#21
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Shagamuff was like Mos Eisley cantina last night .... bloody hell ! Off to the old town tonight for some clarss, deportment and cerveza. Bono estente pussycats. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

30-09-2007, 17:35	#22
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	The old town of Palma is fantastic. It was like a millionaire playboys playground with cashmere sweaters draped over the shoulder of pink La Coste golf shirts and beige slacks. I fitted right in with highlights, faded jeans, black shirt ( Italian cut .... ) and white Miami Vice style shoes ...... :/ One bar we went in was called Abaca or something similar and it was 9 euros for a bottle of San Miguel. I was disappointed to learn that that did not include a high class prostitute or some Nik Naks. Great place though. Palma cathedral is a fantastic sight. The taxi trip passes the marina and there are some fabulous boats moored up ... malc should get himself over here for a few months with his boat and live the playboy life for a bit. The taxi ride back was mental ... we were in one taxi and the others were in another. The Spanish are mad drivers at the best of times but they were racing each other at one point and while some were shouting stop I was laughing and saying ...... muy bueno ... avanti .... lol. He went through a gap of two cars at about 80 mph with less than a couple od feet either side. I was half cut at the time. Off for some bait now ...... buenos tarez. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

30-09-2007, 20:06	#23
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Glad it's going well for you all. I think we are due at least a Moby pic though don't you __________________

30-09-2007, 20:07	#24
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Yeah the boats along the Paseo Maritimo are fantastic - if you're able to get onto the quays you can see 'em up close and personal. The catherdral is incredible - actually I love all the old town of Palma, it's got the best watering holes and food IMO. It's a great place - one of the few places I didn't mind travelling to for work. Sounds like you're having fun! __________________ *No No!*

30-09-2007, 20:10	#25
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	Bon Soir ! __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

30-09-2007, 20:40	#26
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	I also got accosted and chased by some 50 something Norwegian nymphos in Shagaluf .... there were three of them with a combined age of about 175. I was lucky to escape ..... the twinkle in their eye was frightening and even telling them I was a puerco didn´t put them off. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

30-09-2007, 20:41	#27
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	You need a blog. __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

30-09-2007, 20:47	#29
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	I also recorded a Channel 9 type advert on my phone for mineral water called Bastida. It really is **** but I will post it later. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

30-09-2007, 20:51	#30
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Off out soon. Bon soir kitkats. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

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