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A large glass of Merlot
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Once again enjoying an afternoon smoke, stood on the street at Argyle Square, I was approached by a young Canadian Girl who asked me where Madame Tussaud's was.
I advised her of it's location and she asked if she could walk it or whether she should get a cab. I replied that it'd take her a while to walk but that it was possible. I should've printed this off for her really. Still, pretty random to be giving directions to Madame Tussaud's from a back street in Kings Cross 
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08-11-2007, 15:11
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Billy, that is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard! A teapot! hahahhaaa
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05-02-2008, 20:49
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A large glass of Merlot
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Time for some threadcromancy
 Not overly random considering where I work... So this morning as I was approaching my office and a scarlet woman asked me for a cigarette.... See here (or scroll up a bit) to guess my answer ...She then propositioned me as to whether I was looking for a good time (there was certainly a lopsided "I AM COKED OFF MY HEAD" grin accompanying it....). I did, of course, reply in the negative as whilst sex is good, sex with a coked up former miss UGH! for which one has to pay for the priviledge is way down there on my list of good ideas... She asked if I was sure to which I replied that I was.... So into my office I went and spent the next half hour watching her deal drugs right outside my office, in front of the cameras (footage captured and forwarded to the Police) For really random, the other day as I was putting away my washing I noticed that the label on my boxer shorts bears the legend "Keep Away From Fire"... NO **** SHERLOCK! dum de dum.....
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05-02-2008, 20:57
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05-02-2008, 22:13
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For some reason bedclothes sometimes bear that particular label too. In such circumstances, I don't think them being near fire would be my first concern.
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05-02-2008, 23:22
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Discovered something called "Radiator Slippers" while visiting PeeBee - they have lil bits you hang over the radiator to warm them up.
Giggled manically to myself at the "Warning: Remove from radiator before wearing" 
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I've noticed that in my pants the washing instructions in Chinese are 10 degrees cooler than the washing instructions in English
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