Ann Summers - Page 3

LeperousDust · 04-02-2008, 17:24

On the note of Ann Summers, i;ve just recieved my vibrating cock ring for free through the post today

My house mates are laughing at me, Hahahahaha

Grandad · 05-02-2008, 00:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeperousDust

On the note of Ann Summers, i;ve just recieved my vibrating cock ring for free through the post today

My house mates are laughing at me, Hahahahaha

you aren't meant to wear it walking round the house

Mondo · 05-02-2008, 00:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeperousDust

On the note of Ann Summers, i;ve just recieved my vibrating cock ring for free through the post today

My house mates are laughing at me, Hahahahaha

Prince Albert ?

Blackstar · 05-02-2008, 01:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mondo

Prince Albert ?

Lol no, have you never seen the durex advert with the woman and the vibrating ring in a box?

Grandad · 05-02-2008, 01:36

a word of advice re these vibating rings

don't buy one from a pub vending machine for 6 quid when extremely pissed on a lads night out and expect the missus to be impressed when you get home and want to try it out

just something I heard that some folks do

Desmo · 05-02-2008, 08:41

I bet that went down like a lead £6 vibrator from a pub vending machine.

Pheebs · 05-02-2008, 10:54

right -eee- oooh!

Well, I have had a call from Exeters Area Ann Summer Rep and it all sounds veeeeery interesting!

It all figures like so:

1. You get a £500 kit to start off with, of which you need to pay £320 - £340 of. This is done be deducting £3.50 a week from your bank account, until you have made yourself a grand total of £1,200 (whereby I think you have to pay it in a chunk... I was attacked by Trio at this point so didn't hear but am getting the details through properly on Friday). If you decide it's not for you and leave then you are required to have paid a percentage (depending on how long you've worked for them for) and if you haven't paid up to it then you need to make a one off £10 payment. Once you have paid for the kit - you can keep it as long as you're working with them. If anything breaks - you get refunded/sent a new one.

2. Earnings. You get 23% of the night sales plus bonuses for hitting "targets". According to the AS rep, on average you should be getting £40 - £60 pw, however she gets anywhere between £70 - £120 (and is willing to show me her figures).

3. Exeter/travel etc. Apparently, Exeter is lacking mahoosively on reps. Most of the reps are based in Honiton/Cullompton, and they tend to not want to travel. She said that in Exeter, you will get at least 2 parties a week. She gets sent a list of parties per week from HQ and tries to distribute them evenly between her girls and herself. Obviously, when you do one party you're likely to get another one arranged for yourself through the people who attended that one. There are boards located around the city too (in stores and clubs etc) whereby people contact us through too.

I asked whether she could pretty much guarantee me earning over £200 (after travel costs etc) a month and she said "Definitely. I think by the sounds of things you'd earn that in a week."

Now I know I have to take some of what she says lightly due to her obviously selling the role... but all in all it doesn't sound a bad plan. And if I'm honest... if it goes wrong I can get out without huge financial losses.

I'm very interested now. Going to be heading to a party with her this Friday and then talk it over with her after. Will talk to Picky too and explain all the above... but yeh. Sounds like a plan!

If I do do it, everyone will be more than welcome to purchase Ann Summers stuff through me! I will no doubt ensure you get a discounted price too (10% sound good?!

) and do it all on the hush so no one knows you're purchasing huge dildos and nawty nurses outfits!

*inteeeeeeeresting*....

Belmit · 05-02-2008, 10:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pheebs

(and is willing to show me her figures)

Blackstar · 05-02-2008, 13:48

Sounds really good Pheebs.

leowyatt · 05-02-2008, 13:52

Excellent news Pheebs hope it all works out and yes the friends discount sounds ace as it means we'll get good products on the cheap and you meet your targets

04-02-2008, 17:24	#21
LeperousDust Bananaman Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Liverpool/Edinburgh Posts: 4,817	On the note of Ann Summers, i;ve just recieved my vibrating cock ring for free through the post today My house mates are laughing at me, Hahahahaha __________________

05-02-2008, 01:36	#25
Grandad Old Git Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,016	a word of advice re these vibating rings don't buy one from a pub vending machine for 6 quid when extremely pissed on a lads night out and expect the missus to be impressed when you get home and want to try it out just something I heard that some folks do Last edited by Grandad; 05-02-2008 at 01:39.

05-02-2008, 08:41	#26
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	I bet that went down like a lead £6 vibrator from a pub vending machine. __________________

05-02-2008, 10:54	#27
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	right -eee- oooh! Well, I have had a call from Exeters Area Ann Summer Rep and it all sounds veeeeery interesting! It all figures like so: 1. You get a £500 kit to start off with, of which you need to pay £320 - £340 of. This is done be deducting £3.50 a week from your bank account, until you have made yourself a grand total of £1,200 (whereby I think you have to pay it in a chunk... I was attacked by Trio at this point so didn't hear but am getting the details through properly on Friday). If you decide it's not for you and leave then you are required to have paid a percentage (depending on how long you've worked for them for) and if you haven't paid up to it then you need to make a one off £10 payment. Once you have paid for the kit - you can keep it as long as you're working with them. If anything breaks - you get refunded/sent a new one. 2. Earnings. You get 23% of the night sales plus bonuses for hitting "targets". According to the AS rep, on average you should be getting £40 - £60 pw, however she gets anywhere between £70 - £120 (and is willing to show me her figures). 3. Exeter/travel etc. Apparently, Exeter is lacking mahoosively on reps. Most of the reps are based in Honiton/Cullompton, and they tend to not want to travel. She said that in Exeter, you will get at least 2 parties a week. She gets sent a list of parties per week from HQ and tries to distribute them evenly between her girls and herself. Obviously, when you do one party you're likely to get another one arranged for yourself through the people who attended that one. There are boards located around the city too (in stores and clubs etc) whereby people contact us through too. I asked whether she could pretty much guarantee me earning over £200 (after travel costs etc) a month and she said "Definitely. I think by the sounds of things you'd earn that in a week." Now I know I have to take some of what she says lightly due to her obviously selling the role... but all in all it doesn't sound a bad plan. And if I'm honest... if it goes wrong I can get out without huge financial losses. I'm very interested now. Going to be heading to a party with her this Friday and then talk it over with her after. Will talk to Picky too and explain all the above... but yeh. Sounds like a plan! If I do do it, everyone will be more than welcome to purchase Ann Summers stuff through me! I will no doubt ensure you get a discounted price too (10% sound good?! ) and do it all on the hush so no one knows you're purchasing huge dildos and nawty nurses outfits! inteeeeeeeresting.... __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

05-02-2008, 13:48	#29
Blackstar Ambassador of Awesome Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Edinburger Posts: 3,676	Sounds really good Pheebs. __________________ Jim Garrahy's Fudge Kitchen

05-02-2008, 13:52	#30
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	Excellent news Pheebs hope it all works out and yes the friends discount sounds ace as it means we'll get good products on the cheap and you meet your targets __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

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