Any outdoorsy people here? - Page 3

Fayshun · 15-09-2008, 13:33

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Originally Posted by Olibubble

wtf?!?

I dunno, I saw it in a film.

Pheebs · 15-09-2008, 13:47

This one time... (at band camp)... Picky and I were at a friends and we all decided to camp outside in his mahoooooooooosive tent. (Seriously - was enormous!! The size of a big tree!)

Our good friend had joined us with her new fella, and naturally all of us were intrigued by this chap we saw before us! Being as welcoming as we could there were drinks, fud, games and all sorts.

However. Half way through the drinking saga, she professed to us that when her new fella climaxed, he would often let out a huge fart (she was quite a loud speaking lady!) We all laughed and joked and not long after we had pretty much forgotten and started on flaming sambukas.

Bedtime draws in... we all snuggle into our own little zip-up-able cubby holes all prepared to pass out for the night.... when we hear

*shhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHH*

Albeit slightly sloshed, Picky and I listened quietly trying not to giggle trying to figure out what general direction the rubbing sleeping bags was coming from to decipher who it was doing rudey rudes.

Picky and I: "It's got to be barry! It's his direction!!! *giggle* *giggle*"

*shhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSH*

Picky and I: "But barrys by himself?!? *LOUDER GIGGLES*"

*shhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHH...SHshshshshshshsh hshshshshshhshs *PBbBBbbBbbTTtttTFFfffffffTTTTt*

Cue everyone in the tent peeing themselves laughing!

Camping... is always fun! No matter where it is and who you are with

Wryel · 15-09-2008, 16:49

I used to do a fair bit of mountain biking and am trying to get back into it (soooooo expensive, already spent £60 and I've not even ridden it yet!). My girlfriend has taken me walking/camping a few times since we got together and has gotten me into climbing (even though I haven't done that outside yet!)

Garp · 15-09-2008, 17:35

I quite like hiking and stuff. Last year for my bro-in-law's stag do we all went out to this hostel near Clifden in Ireland and climbed what are technically mountains for a laugh for the week

, Ben Lettery and all his companions.

Lomster · 16-09-2008, 19:18

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Originally Posted by Olibubble

I have NEVER been camping!

Except once, I was staying in a tent in the garden for a night because someone bet i would be too scared to, and I had to go back in the house because I got food poisining off a hot dog at the cinema

I stayed in garden when I was about 10 and got scared so went back in the house at about 3am

Bloody neighbour was drunk and scared me

Lomster · 16-09-2008, 19:19

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

I want to go camping but Lom likes her creature comforts!

Its not creature comforts thank you Mr smelly

Its the thought of ants and stuff crawling on me

I'm saring with the girls as there is noooo way I'm sharing with you in such a small space.
If you fart i'd die from fumes

Fayshun · 16-09-2008, 20:37

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Originally Posted by Lomster

Its not creature comforts thank you Mr smelly

Its the thought of ants and stuff crawling on me

I'm saring with the girls as there is noooo way I'm sharing with you in such a small space.
If you fart i'd die from fumes

We'd get one of them tents with two rooms, one for the boys and one for the girls.

Gnat · 16-09-2008, 20:39

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

We'd get one of them tents with two rooms, one for the boys and one for the girls.

tents have rooms?!?

Fayshun · 16-09-2008, 20:42

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Originally Posted by Olibubble

tents have rooms?!?

Some do, yes.

Goose · 16-09-2008, 20:44

Mine has room for 0.8 of a person. Still, it's light, so what do I care!

15-09-2008, 13:47	#22
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	This one time... (at band camp)... Picky and I were at a friends and we all decided to camp outside in his mahoooooooooosive tent. (Seriously - was enormous!! The size of a big tree!) Our good friend had joined us with her new fella, and naturally all of us were intrigued by this chap we saw before us! Being as welcoming as we could there were drinks, fud, games and all sorts. However. Half way through the drinking saga, she professed to us that when her new fella climaxed, he would often let out a huge fart (she was quite a loud speaking lady!) We all laughed and joked and not long after we had pretty much forgotten and started on flaming sambukas. Bedtime draws in... we all snuggle into our own little zip-up-able cubby holes all prepared to pass out for the night.... when we hear shhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHH Albeit slightly sloshed, Picky and I listened quietly trying not to giggle trying to figure out what general direction the rubbing sleeping bags was coming from to decipher who it was doing rudey rudes. Picky and I: "It's got to be barry! It's his direction!!! giggle giggle" shhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSH Picky and I: "But barrys by himself?!? LOUDER GIGGLES" shhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHHshhSHH...SHshshshshshshsh hshshshshshhshs PBbBBbbBbbTTtttTFFfffffffTTTTt* Cue everyone in the tent peeing themselves laughing! Camping... is always fun! No matter where it is and who you are with __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

15-09-2008, 17:35	#24
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	I quite like hiking and stuff. Last year for my bro-in-law's stag do we all went out to this hostel near Clifden in Ireland and climbed what are technically mountains for a laugh for the week , Ben Lettery and all his companions. __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

16-09-2008, 20:44	#30
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	Mine has room for 0.8 of a person. Still, it's light, so what do I care! __________________

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15-09-2008, 16:49	#23
Wryel Absinthe Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,148	I used to do a fair bit of mountain biking and am trying to get back into it (soooooo expensive, already spent £60 and I've not even ridden it yet!). My girlfriend has taken me walking/camping a few times since we got together and has gotten me into climbing (even though I haven't done that outside yet!)