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Dr. Z · 23-09-2008, 09:40

I need to Manchester-proof my new car. I might be able to park it in a secure car park but then again I might not and its fairly far away...

Is hanging out my window with a rifle OK these days?

Gnat · 23-09-2008, 09:43

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Originally Posted by DRZ

I need to Manchester-proof my new car. I might be able to park it in a secure car park but then again I might not and its fairly far away...

Is hanging out my window with a rifle OK these days?

I think it is a recommended hobby in some parts of manchester

leowyatt · 23-09-2008, 09:57

How about one of these on it? Won't be taking it anywhere then, plus it looks like you've been naughty anyway

Fayshun · 23-09-2008, 10:10

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Originally Posted by leowyatt

How about one of these on it? Won't be taking it anywhere then, plus it looks like you've been naughty anyway

I raise you http://www.screwfix.com/prods/52816/...-Angle-Grinder

leowyatt · 23-09-2008, 10:11

where is the mains power coming from smart arse?? Are they going to knock on the door of the nearest building and go "sorry to bother you but my car has been clamped, can you please allow me to use your power to free it?"

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

I raise you http://www.screwfix.com/prods/52816/...-Angle-Grinder

In which case I re-raise you http://www.screwfix.com/prods/57968/...etrol-Chainsaw

Fayshun · 23-09-2008, 10:42

Win - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BFG_9000

cleanbluesky · 23-09-2008, 12:40

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Originally Posted by DRZ

UPDATE:

Just had a call from the police. My car was used in an armed robbery and was subsequently set on fire.

Will you lose your no-claims?

BBx · 23-09-2008, 13:47

OMG! bastards!

BB x

Blackstar · 23-09-2008, 14:36

Little **** lords.

AboveTheSalt · 23-09-2008, 17:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRZ

My car was used in an armed robbery and was subsequently set on fire.

Yet more pollution - where will it all end?

23-09-2008, 09:40	#21
Dr. Z I'm going for a scuttle... Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,021	I need to Manchester-proof my new car. I might be able to park it in a secure car park but then again I might not and its fairly far away... Is hanging out my window with a rifle OK these days? __________________

23-09-2008, 09:57	#23
leowyatt Chef extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Infinite Loop Posts: 11,143	How about one of these on it? Won't be taking it anywhere then, plus it looks like you've been naughty anyway __________________ "Dr Sheldon Cooper FTW!"

23-09-2008, 10:42	#26
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	Win - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BFG_9000 __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

23-09-2008, 14:36	#29
Blackstar Ambassador of Awesome Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Edinburger Posts: 3,676	Little **** lords. __________________ Jim Garrahy's Fudge Kitchen

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23-09-2008, 13:47	#28
BBx Reverse SuBo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: London Posts: 8,673	OMG! bastards! BB x