how big is your willy? - Page 4

mok` · 25-02-2009, 09:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by luke

all very well, but can you use it ?

i always say, i am an expert lover

my sexual techniques are second to none, this is how i make up for my lack of penis length

i have slept with over 50 women, a reasonable tally but not massive by any strech of the imagination. i learned more in the 2 long term relationships i have had, about what women want sexually, than i ever did during one night stands.

i like to perform cunnilingus during foreplay, but i like to combine this with digital stimulation of the g spot. ime you cannot fail to make a girl cum.. hard

but there are the odd few that just dont like certain parts touched, an ex mrs hated direct clitoral stimulation, it was far to sensitive but then my last mrs liked me to chew on the f****r

curious creatures, women

Luke is the clit commander!

Knipples · 25-02-2009, 09:20

Ok I just spat rice crispies all over my laptop!

I havent got a penis either so cant answer that, but in my opinion its not all about the size. I slept with someone years back who was rather large but he didnt have a clue what to do with it, so was therefore rather crap in bed. Similarly I slept with someone who was well below average but he more than made up for it in other ways, and his smaller size didnt bother me in the least. Its not all about the actual act of sex either, there are other factors that make someone good in bed.

And now I shall go back to picking rice crispies out of my keyboard.

Chuckles · 25-02-2009, 09:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piggymon

.. whilst eating your breakfast

You were eating cock for breakfast?

You've got yourself a keeper there Desmo.

Desmo · 25-02-2009, 10:56

I wish

Mark · 25-02-2009, 11:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by SidewinderINC

Not quite

Just like a banana. Actually that doesn't really make it sound too much better, the bananas in our bowl are pretty extreme

There's one question - to the left, or the right? I can't remember the difference, but I'm sure there is one.

FrostedNipple · 25-02-2009, 12:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by mok`

Luke is the clit commander!

Good film that

Mine is just over 6"

Admiral Huddy · 25-02-2009, 12:41

12" but is never use it as a rule!

Lomster · 25-02-2009, 12:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Huddy

12" but is never use it as a rule!

That's not a penis, it's a foot.

NokkonWud · 25-02-2009, 13:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Huddy

12" but is never use it as a rule!

lol, very clever

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phykell · 25-02-2009, 13:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by luke

Get the ruler out you poof

So he won't get his genitalia out on your say-so, he refuses to measure it for you and post the results on a public forum, and you're calling *him* the poof?

I don't know about clit commander but you're a would-be instigator of a circle jerk no doubt

Were you in the Scouts by any chance? Isn't that the sort of thing they get up to?

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25-02-2009, 09:20	#32
Knipples nipples lol (o)(o) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brissle!!! Posts: 4,947	Ok I just spat rice crispies all over my laptop! I havent got a penis either so cant answer that, but in my opinion its not all about the size. I slept with someone years back who was rather large but he didnt have a clue what to do with it, so was therefore rather crap in bed. Similarly I slept with someone who was well below average but he more than made up for it in other ways, and his smaller size didnt bother me in the least. Its not all about the actual act of sex either, there are other factors that make someone good in bed. And now I shall go back to picking rice crispies out of my keyboard.