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Old 28-10-2009, 15:53   #31
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Ah, I see! Is this what Tom Cruise is into?
No that's large scale fraud (according to the French)
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Old 28-10-2009, 17:00   #32
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Nice disclaimer.

The Brainiacs are no match for our scientific prowess!
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Old 28-10-2009, 17:32   #33
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Nice disclaimer.

The Brainiacs are no match for our scientific prowess!
I'm feeling more Gallic after that decision.

Braniacs? Rank amateurs!
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Old 28-10-2009, 18:10   #34
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Fail! They didn't get banned.
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Old 29-10-2009, 15:18   #35
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I believe if one bites you the best thing to do is to stick your finger in its bum, although that may only work for dogs and/ or people with very very long arms!

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Why would people with long arms be more likely to stop biting you when you put your finger up their bum?
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Old 29-10-2009, 21:42   #36
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Why would people with long arms be more likely to stop biting you when you put your finger up their bum?
I have long arms (a tailor told me when he was measuring me) and I'd stop biting you if you stuck your finger up my bum.
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Old 29-10-2009, 22:46   #37
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I'd be more inclined to do bodily harm if someone stuck their finger in my bum. But that's just me.
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Old 29-10-2009, 23:48   #38
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So let me get this right, to kill this unspecified long dinosaur, we need someone with long arms, a dog, vaseline and Feek's .22?
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Old 29-10-2009, 23:53   #39
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We'd probably need Feek too, since it was his dream.

Oh, and don't forget about dino burgers. No sense killing the thing and then starving to death instead.
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I was thinking "dino ribs" a la the Flintstones!
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