What do you do when there's a Man in your house?

[Wossi]

I always offer them tea or coffee and biscuits if we have any. Then, depending on what they are doing, carry on with what I was doing before they came in. When the people came to fit the laminate floor, I was sat on the kitchen counter reading as there was nowhere else to go. When the carpet people came, I was sat in the living room on a garden chair, with my laptop on a tv bench while they worked upstairs.

[Fayshun]

Originally Posted by SCM

Were you all sat there going 'Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet?'

No but when he disconnected the big copper wire off the bottom of the meter we all shouted "BANG"!

[Knipples]

Originally Posted by Jingo

p.s. People have mentioned about Fwapping - you lot need to get your brains checked!

Says the man that wants to chloroform them and murder them!

[Wossi]

Well I'm just waiting for a man to come and check out my pipes. If he has a moustache and speaks with a dutch accent, I'm running away.

[Mark]

Think yourself lucky - it took three men to sort out my pipes!

[Wossi]

Originally Posted by Mark

Think yourself lucky - it took three men to sort out my pipes!

While sitting here I realised that my sister had given the plumbing company her mobile number. Not too bad under normal circumstances, except, she's a teacher and can't answer her phone during the day so just waiting for a call back from the plumbers on my home phone now.

[CaptRugWash]

When I was 17 I went round a womans house to fix her PC. She brought me out a beer and opened it over me. It sprayed everywhere, but mostly all over my trousers. It was blatantly obvious why she did it when she said, we best have those trousers off so I can dry them for you.

Of course I obliged but refused to make small chat with her. She had 6 kids, no Dad in sight and I was fresh out of rubbers

[Jingo]

When you say pc do you really mean 'fridge' ?

I did wonder about such when you said about your huge handlebar moustache and impressive wrench.