Movember - Page 4

Fayshun · 15-11-2010, 13:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Smallhausen

Create instant stubble by smearing goldern syrup on your lower face and emptying the contents of a teabag over it.

Von Smallhausen, recycling Viz top tips since 1811.

Von Smallhausen · 15-11-2010, 13:42

It's a bloody good one though faysh.

What is this Viz you speak of ?

TinkerBell · 15-11-2010, 14:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

If you're talking aesthetics - then you're wrong, if you're talking about how it feels between your legs, I wouldn't know

If you're talking about stubble rash on the face, again I wouldn't know (other than it does get itchy sometimes) but I can imagine it being less pleasant - however, a lot of women get used to it and like it!

Clearly everyone's different though

However, stubble is manly, and cool. FACT.

Lol you and your filthy mind. Tut tut!

. Stubble doesn't suit Paul. It just makes him look scruffy! Not a good look

Will · 15-11-2010, 14:12

Paul != men. I know he's your one and only, but I'm afraid that's the fact of the matter!

And for once I wasn't being dirty!!

Knipples · 15-11-2010, 14:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

And for once I wasn't being dirty!!

Course you weren't!

You forget we know you too well

Will · 15-11-2010, 15:54

If I wanted to be dirty I would have gone into the details

You assumed I meant something naughty!

Kitten · 15-11-2010, 17:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

Paul != men. I know he's you're one and only, but I'm afraid that's the fact of the matter!

which imposter wrote this? Will wouldn't use such incorrect grammar! (and don't blame the iphone)

semi-pro waster · 15-11-2010, 19:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by mejinks

Your mo appears to be quite whispy and could be licked away by a cat. My Mo would be much bushier only I had orders from the SO to shave it or she would divorce me

Ah, I'd never have guess that was where you were going with that but fair point.

I'm pleased as this thread's getting legs, unlike my beard which is just hovering around "well he's clearly not shaved for a few days" territory. That's week 2 down and seems a lot less itchy than it was a few days ago or maybe I've just got used to it.

//edit I am however rather impressed by the camera on my phone at the moment, not because the picture quality is great (it isn't) but for the fact that my eyes aren't red - almost every other camera seems to leave me with red eyes.

Will · 15-11-2010, 20:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitten

which imposter wrote this? Will wouldn't use such incorrect grammar! (and don't blame the iphone)

I blame a month of 2hrs sleep a night

Kitten · 16-11-2010, 13:52

less bed & more sleep methinks

15-11-2010, 13:42	#32
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	It's a bloody good one though faysh. What is this Viz you speak of ? __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

15-11-2010, 14:12	#34
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	Paul != men. I know he's your one and only, but I'm afraid that's the fact of the matter! And for once I wasn't being dirty!! __________________ *No No!*

15-11-2010, 15:54	#36
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	If I wanted to be dirty I would have gone into the details You assumed I meant something naughty! __________________ *No No!*

16-11-2010, 13:52	#40
Kitten Spinky-Spank Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast Posts: 11,226	less bed & more sleep methinks __________________ "You only get one life. There's no God, no rules, except for those you accept or create for yourself. Then once it's over... it's over. Dreamless sleep for ever and ever. So why not be happy while you're here?" Nate Fisher

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