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Old 08-04-2007, 06:39   #31
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Darrin's method of cooking burgers :

1 pound ground angus beef.
1 tsp ground black pepper.
1 tsp salt.
1/2 can Budweiser.
1 tsp onion powder.
2 eggs.
1 oversize bun.
Enough process cheese for two slices per burger.


Light BBQ with mesquite and oak twigs for smoke. Combine first 6 ingredients. Flatten beef out to about 1/2 inch thick and about 6 inches in diameter. Ensure BBQ is hot enough to attract every heat-seeking weapon in the world simultaneously. Slap beef patties on grill. When juices coming out the top turn brown, flip the burgers, place two slices of cheese on each
patty. When cheese starts to bubble, scrape patties off grill and place on bun bottom. Spread condiments to flavour (ketchup, mustard and mayo for me) and proceed to get messy.

Even though I don't drink, these are best served with a chilled beer (or three). Preferably the beer's in a thick glass that's been in the freezer for a few days.
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Old 08-04-2007, 06:39   #32
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ummm.. and BUNS!!!

Let's see 'em!!

And I ain't talking about no Sara Lee's...
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Old 08-04-2007, 11:36   #33
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Mike's burgers.

'nuff said.
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Old 08-04-2007, 11:51   #34
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Ohh theres a brilliant burger van on the top of portsdown hill - Mmmmm - I have said one day for a giggle I will get a "gutbuster blowout" Probably enough calories in it for the year
Mmm I wants meat now
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Old 08-04-2007, 12:37   #35
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One near me used to do the Big Bubba Bad Boy Breakfast Bap which was everything shoved into about a foot of bagette.

We got the Waistline Stretcher at Dizzy's Diner which is two 12oz burgers in one bun with bacon, chilli etc, fries and coleslaw. Le Will that's right by me and that's a challenge. Fancy dinner tonight?

Then there was Milner's Diner, a 50's american diner that used to do the Milner Burger which was burgers, bacon, eggs, round sausage, onion rings, pork, chicken and whatever else they could jam in served up on a plate with a 12" spike down the middle so it stood upright. They are long gone unfortunately
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Old 08-04-2007, 19:59   #36
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Mike's burgers.

'nuff said.
**** YEAH!!!!!
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Old 08-04-2007, 20:00   #37
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Let's see 'em!!

And I ain't talking about no Sara Lee's...
I think that requires another thread, my friend. but i'd be happy to comply
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Old 08-04-2007, 20:09   #38
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I think that requires another thread, my friend. but i'd be happy to comply
I couldn't be bothered to do an easter themed smut thread in the end (well I didn't have the props needed for a contribution piccy)
Not sure when the next of my "themed" smut threads will be - need some confidence and some inspiration before it'll happen.

I'm sure you could start a "generic" one, but I think themed ones work better
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Mmm I wants meat now
You know its a slow day on the forums when a comment like this gets passed by
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Oh... DEFINITELY an easter themed smut thread. I'm in.
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