Bit of advice.. - Page 4

Chuckles · 14-04-2008, 18:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pebs

and put a few hairs on his chest!

Don't put pressure on the man. I'm sure his performance will be outstanding.

Pebs · 14-04-2008, 18:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by starscream

Don't put pressure on the man. I'm sure his performance will be outstanding.

I hope she does a report. 'could try harder' 'easily distracted' 'good effort' 'has the ability but just can't be bothered'

Chuckles · 14-04-2008, 18:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pebs

I hope she does a report. 'could try harder' 'easily distracted' 'good effort' 'has the ability but just can't be bothered'

Those all sound a touch optimistic.

PvtPyle · 14-04-2008, 23:11

I'd like to post an official correction. I will no longer ring starscream, I will get in my car, naked as they day I was born, and drive to Southampton and present myself to him, and declare in a loud, defiant and unwavering voice:

Seriously though, ta for the effort in posting folks. You have collectively eased my anxieties, besides Pebs, who lives in Essex if I remember rightly (and we all know about why Essex girls where frilly knickers, and what they call bus stops

) and Mr S, who I feel is secretly sharing in my involuntary celibacy man pain right now.

Pebs · 14-04-2008, 23:26

Glad to be of service

Chuckles · 14-04-2008, 23:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by PvtPyle

and Mr S, who I feel is secretly sharing in my involuntary celibacy man pain right now.

Secretly? The next girl I meet is going the have to wear goggles and ear plugs when we first get it on.

PvtPyle · 15-04-2008, 00:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by starscream

Secretly? The next girl I meet is going the have to wear goggles and ear plugs when we first get it on.

I'm rapidly dive bombing towards recording my quickest ever lap in the sack, so out of practice!

Desmo · 15-04-2008, 07:44

You've seen American Pie right? Quick, nip out to Tesco's and get yourself something nice to practice on

Jonny69 · 15-04-2008, 09:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by PvtPyle

I'm rapidly dive bombing towards recording my quickest ever lap in the sack, so out of practice!

Dive bombing eh? Well put your flying goggles and skull cap on* and take a good firm hold of the stick

*If you need to borrow flying attire Goose may have some to hire.

PvtPyle · 15-04-2008, 12:01

So many jokes about flying solo

14-04-2008, 23:26	#35
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14-04-2008, 23:11	#34
PvtPyle Sofa Boy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wield of the Shire Posts: 701	I'd like to post an official correction. I will no longer ring starscream, I will get in my car, naked as they day I was born, and drive to Southampton and present myself to him, and declare in a loud, defiant and unwavering voice: Seriously though, ta for the effort in posting folks. You have collectively eased my anxieties, besides Pebs, who lives in Essex if I remember rightly (and we all know about why Essex girls where frilly knickers, and what they call bus stops ) and Mr S, who I feel is secretly sharing in my involuntary celibacy man pain right now.

15-04-2008, 12:01	#40
PvtPyle Sofa Boy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wield of the Shire Posts: 701	So many jokes about flying solo