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Old 27-07-2008, 09:52   #31
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well he needs the .15 taken off because he wasn't special at elegance, they do that for all the clients now
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Old 27-07-2008, 15:33   #32
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This has all gone tits up. She started knocking on my door about 1.30am this morning totally pissed. I told her I wasn't interested and got 8 missed calls between 4.30 and 6.30 this morning and 12 more today
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Old 27-07-2008, 16:13   #33
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HAHAHAHAHA! dude, you're never gonna get rid of her now! you're gonna have to move house and get a new phone number!
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Old 27-07-2008, 16:15   #34
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Stalker with benefits
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Old 27-07-2008, 16:35   #35
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I think you've got a keeper there.

Your major mistake (apart from picking a nutbar) was going back to your house.
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Old 27-07-2008, 16:54   #36
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"Will keep calling you until I can speak to you."
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Old 27-07-2008, 16:55   #37
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On the plus side, surely a stalker is worth more than +1
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Old 27-07-2008, 16:59   #38
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Speak to her and record the call tbh.
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Old 27-07-2008, 17:03   #39
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LOL. Enjoyed the thread.

starscream, how did you get on with the rainjacket? I'm going to have to go out and buy some this week, first time in aaaaaaggges that I've used 'em. Rubbish.
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Old 27-07-2008, 17:11   #40
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Was a bit of a nightmare to be honest. I'm really out of practice with them. First of all I tried to get some from the first pub's gents. All they had was vibrators though - WTF: . Managed to get some in the end but they kind of kill the moment though and I it took 2 goes to get everything sorted :
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