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Old 08-03-2008, 11:34   #481
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Then in the evening heading out to Brick Lane to enjoy a curry with a friend and her S.O.
If all goes to plan (i.e I get my lazy arse down to the station in time), I should be having a brick lane curry for lunch
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:36   #482
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Even my friends do not want to know what i am doing now.
Unfortunetly i am in a Dark place, Bad things happen in the Dark
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Old 08-03-2008, 11:50   #483
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*hugs Malc*
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:02   #484
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Don't know how it is for you lot but when i am Angry i change & feel wierd. I have this battle going on inside myself where i can feel the Rage boiling & I can also feel this Dude kind of Scared of what's about to happen. I hate being like this which makes me worse & then i hate the person more who put me in this mood which makes me hate them more, Aaaarrrgggghhhhhh Vicous circle.
I need summit to happen to Snap me out of it, Show me Some Flesh Tak, Go On be a Mate & Save me
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:02   #485
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Malc you big buffoon! Have a hug *hug* I've got a funny police story that might make you laugh if I see you on msn soon....

I have been bustin my very first actual crim all by myself! RAAR!
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:04   #486
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I have been bustin my very first actual crim all by myself! RAAR!

WOW that is SO COOL (serious font size used)
What phrase are you using, You're Nicked Mate or Book'em Danno
Afterwards did you wink at him & say You're my Perp
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:23   #487
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You're coming with me sunshine...

Nah, I did it all proper like Made him cry as well.

Thats not my funny story though. We were just booking off at midnight last week when there was a call for anyone and everyone to head to a looovely town where approx 200 travellers were kicking off at a party. I've never seen anything like it and Ive never been so scared in my whole life. Not helped by the fact that my big giant coat is so actually big, giant and new that it's stiff as a board and I cant actually move in it. I'm like a big luminous cheese puff with arms and legs poking out

I got proposed to and cursed too
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:27   #488
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my big giant coat is so actually big, giant and new that it's stiff as a board and I cant actually move in it. I'm like a big luminous cheese puff with arms and legs poking out
Faysh says - There's a batch of student officers started this week, they're the ones with the still clean and shiny florry jackets. Have a roll round on the floor with a scrote or two and you'll look like a proper copper in no time.

Alternatively get malc to drag it behind his 4x4 for a couple of hours.
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:28   #489
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^^ CLASS

Stick your Lumi coat on the Sofa & you & the kids sit all over it all night, That'll loosen it up.
I'm saying nothing about the Travellers as like you all know I am probably related

My Tip would be no matter what happens act like a Lady. Most Crims won't hit a Lady but if you act like a Bull Dyke they will Deck you
Softly softly catchy monkey
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:30   #490
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I acted like a coward and hid in the loos I'm probably joking
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