Most Vile Celeb ***NSFW*** - Page 5

Wryel · 20-03-2009, 16:29

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

And Jamie "fat tongued Mockney who berates supermarkets in the press but is more than happy to be the £2M face of Sainsbury" Oliver

I know he is going to be someone's most vile celeb but I went to a Morrissey gig a while back and he had this to say about society: 'There are three things wrong with this country: first, Jamie Oliver (cue rant about the thmug git), second, Jamie Oliver (more jabberings about the Sainsbury's whore), and third, JAMIE ****ING OLIVER!

Pumpkinstew · 20-03-2009, 16:34

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Originally Posted by Wryel

I think we should all chip in and buy Pumpkinstew an iPod.

Good plan.

Creative Zen please.

Wryel · 20-03-2009, 16:49

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Originally Posted by BBx

BB x

That woman looks like someone carved an image of Harry Redknapp's face onto a shovel and beat the **** out of her with it.

A Place of Light · 20-03-2009, 19:42

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Originally Posted by Briggykins

I like the 'two breast enhancements' bit tho. After all, you wouldn't want just one...

Boob jobs don't last forever. They need to be re-done, approximately every ten years or so. When talking about a woman in her 50's, it's hardly surprising she's had "them" done more than once.

Pheebs · 20-03-2009, 20:09

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Originally Posted by A Place of Light

Boob jobs don't last forever. They need to be re-done, approximately every ten years or so. When talking about a woman in her 50's, it's hardly surprising she's had "them" done more than once.

Proper LOL!!

I think that one went straight over your head APOL

A Place of Light · 20-03-2009, 20:15

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Originally Posted by Pheebs

Proper LOL!!

I think that one went straight over your head APOL

You know when you sometimes give a statement more credit than it actually deserves?

Well.....

leowyatt · 20-03-2009, 20:21

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Originally Posted by Briggykins

I like the 'two breast enhancements' bit tho. After all, you wouldn't want just one...

She'd be rather lob sided otherwise

Knipples · 20-03-2009, 20:28

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Originally Posted by leowyatt

She'd be rather lob sided otherwise

Spose then we might be looking somewhere other than her face though........which might be seen as a good thing for some!

Fayshun · 21-03-2009, 06:19

Just thought of another one, Jackiey "Riding on the coatails of a talentless no-mark, mutton dressed as lamb" Goody. WHo even after they spent the equivalent of the GDP of a small South American country on attempting to make look better, still manages to look like old roadkill.

NokkonWud · 21-03-2009, 13:53

Past drug habbits and 1 arm make it a little difficult.

21-03-2009, 06:19	#49
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	Just thought of another one, Jackiey "Riding on the coatails of a talentless no-mark, mutton dressed as lamb" Goody. WHo even after they spent the equivalent of the GDP of a small South American country on attempting to make look better, still manages to look like old roadkill. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

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NokkonWud BD Recruitment Officer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Smogville Posts: 3,880	Past drug habbits and 1 arm make it a little difficult. __________________

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