Boat Drinks Top Tips

[Fayshun]

Originally Posted by Pheebs

A seriousish one from me - if you're ever feeling pants take some time in the evening or late at night to just go look at the stars by yourself. Nice, slow and deep breaths and look at them stars and remember in your mind you're an absolute miracle to be who and where you are right now, with the ability to think and reason and well. Yeh. You only live once and you're living it right now and nothing else matters. You're lucky and amazing and albeit you could view yourself as potentially an insignificant blimp in the whole universe when looking at such a vast sky, you're unique. There's nothing out there like you... which makes you just as special, if not more special than the awesome sight before you

It's brilliant

That depresses the heck out of me, is makes me feel smaller than a fruit flies wang,

[Stan_Lite]

If you've been chopping chillis, make sure you wash your hands thoroughly before masturbating - a rinse under the tap is not enough - trust me

[Belmit]

Originally Posted by Pheebs

A seriousish one from me - if you're ever feeling pants take some time in the evening or late at night to just go look at the stars by yourself. Nice, slow and deep breaths and look at them stars and remember in your mind you're an absolute miracle to be who and where you are right now, with the ability to think and reason and well. Yeh. You only live once and you're living it right now and nothing else matters. You're lucky and amazing and albeit you could view yourself as potentially an insignificant blimp in the whole universe when looking at such a vast sky, you're unique. There's nothing out there like you... which makes you just as special, if not more special than the awesome sight before you

It's brilliant

I always remember Alan Coren on Call My Bluff, after Sandi Toksvig had gone through this whole spiel about looking at the stars and feeling insignificant... he just said 'Oddly enough, when I look up at the stars and see them there, I think how insignificant they are.'

[Briggykins]

I like Emerson on stars: 'If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare'.
Then again, I live in England. So seeing the stars once every thousand years isn't bad going.

[Pickers]

Originally Posted by iCraig

To remove white wine from a carpet, throw rosé on it.

Never tried Rose. I've always assumed Clare does a better job.



Wear sun cream!

[Will]

Sun cream??!! What ever for!

[Jonny69]

Originally Posted by Pebs

I said this!

Told you I smelled a new thread brewing

[Pickers]

Originally Posted by Will

Sun cream??!! What ever for!

I may have burned a little whilst fishing and then gutting/filleting the catch yesterday

[Justsomebloke]

When eyeing up the women in the street Always start with the ankles & work your way up.

1. You will look better as you look up & approach or pass her rather than looking down.

2. You can tell a Lot about a woman from her Ankles, There's no Lycra infested tights/girdle that covers those bits yet.

[Gilly]

Originally Posted by Knipples

Is she insane?!?!?

Of course. She's a she!