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15-04-2008, 08:57
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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F*ck the childbirth, it's the 20 years afterwards that's the painful bit.
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15-04-2008, 09:41
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I iz speshul
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Liverpool
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 Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. |
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15-04-2008, 10:03
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Fay-Lom mansion
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That Dawn gets a baby was good.
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15-04-2008, 11:22
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Adrift in the Orca
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With Georgie, I moved nearer the business end and had a little look. Managed to get a bit more of the gas and air this time. Janet nearly broke my thumb squeezing my hand. With Ella, the midwife said "The head's crowning" I looked "OH MY GOD IT'S A F******G HEAD COMIN OUT YOUR FOOF!!!!!!" I managed to score loads of gas and air. Janet nearly broke my thumb squeezing my hand.
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15-04-2008, 11:36
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Deep Throat
Join Date: Jul 2006
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I know about the whole pooing thing too
 Surely, if you're squeezing and things and then relaxing, mightn't the poo/whatever else is around (ie doctors hands and things) get sucked up your foof when you stop the squeezing? Like a ketchup bottle. You squeeze, and if you release near a mound of ketchup *SCHUMP* it gets sucked back up the ketchup bottle. I don't want poo up my foof. I will have baby bubbas one day but my oh my. Am I gonna need some mental support! |
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15-04-2008, 12:00
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Bananaman
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Liverpool/Edinburgh
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Have you watched that link pheebs?
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15-04-2008, 12:06
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Sofa Boy
Join Date: Feb 2008
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Am I the only person who contorts a little every time someone uses the word "tear" in this thread?
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15-04-2008, 12:13
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!
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15-04-2008, 12:16
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Rocket Fuel
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Adrift in the Orca
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Foofs seem to have those little rubber valve things up them like "Top-Down" squeezy bottles. I certainly didn't see any *SCHUMP*-age, and Lom never complained of it.
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15-04-2008, 12:17
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Deep Throat
Join Date: Jul 2006
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I have seen one too many giving birth vids... but what the hey I'll give it a go...
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