Strip Club, Strip tease, Strip dance et al

[luke]

Originally Posted by cheets

I never found it frustrating and if men do then they are in need of help, its a bit of fun, a laugh, enjoyment.

spot on pies, its about apreciating the best naked female physiques right in front of your eyes, so close you can actually smell it

[Piggymon]

Smell it .. LOL !

But surely Mr Winky wakes up and you can't choke him ?

[luke]

Originally Posted by Piggymon

Smell it .. LOL !

But surely Mr Winky wakes up and you can't choke him ?

yh he does, but i can look and enjoy without getting too sexually frustrated

although i do have to take it out on the mrs when i get in, but not atm as im single again lol

[Piggymon]

But see SOMEONE told me that if you don't choke Mr Winky as soon as he wakes up he HURTS !!!

[luke]

Originally Posted by Piggymon

But see SOMEONE told me that if you don't choke Mr Winky as soon as he wakes up he HURTS !!!

well that is entirely true tbh

if you are referring to "lovers balls"

[Piggymon]

I fink someone has been fibbing to me ....

[divine]

Originally Posted by Piggymon

But see SOMEONE told me that if you don't choke Mr Winky as soon as he wakes up he HURTS !!!

I've only ever suffered 'blue balls' after getting reeeaaalllyyyy wound up without release.

Seeing a naked woman isn't near enough to do that though

[luke]

Originally Posted by divine

I've only ever suffered 'blue balls' after getting reeeaaalllyyyy wound up without release.

Seeing a naked woman isn't near enough to do that though

yeh like lying with a bird and kissing etc for hours, but not actually ejaculating/having sex

and then u realize ur balls are aching like ****, so you have to knock one out just to ease the pressure lol

(obviously after shes gone )

[loki]

Never had a lap dance or been to a strip club. I think I was put off at an early age. When my parents split up when I was a seven, I used to spend the weekends up at my Dads pub and every Sunday afternoon there was always a few strippers on. All the local alkies laring and goading each other on to some 20 odd year old girl if that.

I think the icing on the cake was when I was about 20, it was a "Gentlemen's Evening" in a social club he was looking after. The idea being, everyone pays £10.00 to get in to see the show and there are 3 strippers on all night. At the end of the night, some of the lads had a whip round and a couple of the audience ended up going up on stage taking it in turn to get jiggy with the stripper. it was just so seedy it kind of put me off. No doubt that wasn't the first time she had done it and the poor girl was probably doing her best to makes end meet

[BBx]

Originally Posted by Justsomebloke

I don't pay for Pussy !!!

It was yoooooooooo!!!! *points* this thread flagged up on my Mailmarshall at work today hello IT! lol

I've been to a strip club in Prague... it was free and was told my friends were in there :/ so me and some other friends went in they were pole dancing and some good music was on so I was having a jig...

I got asked if I was next on :/

We left... fast!

BB x