** Speaking from experience!!! **

[Snuggle Ferret]

1. Never believe your hairdresser when she thinks your hair is a size 4 on the clippers and then cut it yourself.
2. Never be sick in bed.
3. Never not believe your Dad when he says you are going to drive his coach!
That's all for now.

[Von Smallhausen]

Originally Posted by Pebs

5 - Do not get caught on CCTV trying to get the knickers out of your arse immediately before a fight occurs.

LMAO.

[petemc]

Originally Posted by Creature

5) Decide to wear a short sleaved t-shirt and jeans due a torrential rain storm.

I did a similar thing and my shirt became see through. I felt so naked! Had to walk through Chester city center in a soaked shirt well I may as well have not been wearing it. You could see all my chest hairs. Never felt so exposed.

[SidewinderINC]

Originally Posted by penski

in the back of a Volkswagen

*n

1. NEVER touch something electrical that isn't properly earthed whilst playing the electric guitar - it WILL hurt

2. When enjoying your brand new girlfriend on your mothers sofa, remember to draw the living room curtains as the gardener might be over that day.

3. when leaving your house, 90% still asleep, the morning after a heavy night of drinking, check all the clothes you are wearing because you might have vomitted on them the night before

4. DO NOT put 2x400g bags of marshmallows in the microwave and eat with a spoon afterwards

5. Veet hair removal cream is not for testicles

[Fayshun]

Originally Posted by Admiral Huddy

1. Never use Veet for inner nose hair removal

Originally Posted by SidewinderINC

5. Veet hair removal cream is not for testicles

I'm spotting a trend with Veet here...

[Lomster]

Originally Posted by Fayshun

I'm spotting a trend with Veet here...

Hmmm where should I put it on you??

[SidewinderINC]

Originally Posted by Lomster

Hmmm where should I put it on you??

between his buttocks, it's a test that must be performed!


(sorry Faysh)

[vix]

Originally Posted by penski

2. Don't do the local Reverand's daughter in the back of a Volkswagen on sacred grounds.


*n

Must be a common thing, I know someone else who did this, VW and everything

[SidewinderINC]

Originally Posted by vix

Must be a common thing, I know someone else who did this, VW and everything

I'm not sure whether "in the back of a volkswagen" actually means in the back of a VW in Penski's tale. I might be wrong though, and I might have been doubly wrong if you know the quote.

[Lomster]

Originally Posted by SidewinderINC

between his buttocks, it's a test that must be performed!


(sorry Faysh)

watch your cheeks faysh