22-10-2008, 08:23 | #61 |
Deep Throat
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lol! Doh! I missed the F
Fankoo for the luck! Called the hospital and there's nada I can do other than waddle to the pharmacy and purchase some laxatives. It's going to be "incredibly painful" This sucks!! |
22-10-2008, 08:40 | #62 |
Long Island Iced Tea
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Get some imodium and put off the pain as long as you can! Couple of imodium and you will dry up quicker than a soldier doing a patrol in Hellmand province.
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22-10-2008, 09:36 | #63 |
Absinthe
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In the abscence of any helpful advice beyond 'lot's of deep breaths' and 'avoid fibre' -
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=99CT3wQmiFU
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24-10-2008, 15:34 | #64 |
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My Lunch:
45ml of Lactoluse Half a tin of Prunes Handful of Branflakes Handful of Grapes *sings* there maaaybee trouuubbllee ahheaaaaaad doobie doo... doobie doo doo doo! I'm laughing now! God help me later! Jen - thank you and your Ma and all your wonderful pets for my rubber ring I shall put it to use at once! |
24-10-2008, 15:35 | #65 |
Do you want to hide in my box?
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I looked at that rubber ring and thought 'hmm that looks familiar!' Hope it helps
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24-10-2008, 15:39 | #66 |
ex SAS
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grapes! I thought you'd have had enough of grapes for a lifetime
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24-10-2008, 15:45 | #67 |
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In a matter of minutes I have learned I am a bloody fast runner and can scale my stairs in three and a stumble steps.
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24-10-2008, 18:59 | #68 |
nipples lol (o)(o)
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Pheebs.......please tell me you didnt eat the cistern block?
Surely things arent THAT bad! |
24-10-2008, 19:45 | #69 |
Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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After that lunch they'll be for her breath!
*runs*
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24-10-2008, 19:56 | #70 |
The Mouse King of Denmark
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Glad it went well. Hope your arse gets better soon.
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