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Old 21-05-2010, 22:22   #761
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People that buy BRAND NEW VW Beetles and Nissan Micras.

What the **** are you thinking?!?!
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Old 22-05-2010, 07:27   #762
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People that buy BRAND NEW VW Beetles and Nissan Micras.

What the **** are you thinking?!?!
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Old 22-05-2010, 10:27   #763
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Old 22-05-2010, 11:02   #764
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People who have kids and then spend all their time on facebook moaning about them.
I make no secret of chatting women up online & this is one of my pet hates.
When a woman moans about her kids I bin her off, What I want to hear is Sorry Malc I can't talk right now as I'm busy with the kids !!!
Plenty of time for chatting twats like me up when the kids are in bed !!!

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Old 22-05-2010, 21:54   #765
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Spiders! I absolutely hate spiders, just had a massive one walking on me, then on my desk, Eurgh! I still have the heebie jeebies. I wouldn't mind if I never saw them, but not when they come out of the depths and go everywhere, eek!
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Old 23-05-2010, 07:00   #766
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People who email you and then phone you 20 seconds later.
I do this. The e-mail is physical evidence that you contacted the person and the phone call is to make sure they know about it.
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Old 23-05-2010, 07:04   #767
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Old 23-05-2010, 10:49   #768
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I do even worse - I email people and then visit their desks.

Mainly because they often forget to read their email!
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Old 23-05-2010, 12:47   #769
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I'll call someone and then follow it up with an "as per conversation" email if it's something I feel should be recorded...
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Old 23-05-2010, 15:13   #770
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People at work who ring my phone constantly, thinking if they ring it incessantly then I'm more likely to answer it. It even has voicemail after 6 rings! If I'm not answering the phone then there is a reason for it so they can either leave a voicemail, email me or try again in a few minutes or if it's really really important and urgent - page me! What they feel the need to do instead:

*ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* /hangup *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* /hangup *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* /hangup *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* /hangup *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* /hangup *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* /hangup *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* *ring* /hangup............................

I'll now have 6 emails telling me I've missed their call and they've irritated the crap out of everyone else in the office who is trying to work. Also by that point I'm likely to have taken the phone line out of the socket
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