*rubs ball(s)*

[Pebs]

Originally Posted by MtE

I am sure I am going to regret asking this....

but Pebs me up oh mystical one!!

oh and its Virgo in case you have forgotten

Well aren't you brave!! Although the stars are...well....the stars, I do have some sway up there you know

VIrgo
You'll soon see yourself in a whole new light, which is too bad, as it's the kind police investigators use to check for semen stains.

You dirty herbert!

[Pebs]

Originally Posted by Takhisis

scorpio please miss *fingers crossed for some good news*

It's always the quiet ones -

Scorpio
Your passionate lovemaking will wake up the neighbors, making it a lot harder for you to have sex with them.

You saucy minx!

[Creature]

Sagatarius please pebs Though I do fear what it may be.

[Pebs]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Taurus please:

I have Pear Vodka.

The stars approve.

Taurus
There's nothing quite like the love of a real man. Then again, if the plaster sets properly and the paint dries evenly, you'll have the next best thing.

I hope there's a battery compartment!

[Tak]

Originally Posted by Pebs

It's always the quiet ones

quoted to prove I'm quiet

[Pebs]

Originally Posted by Creature

Sagatarius please pebs Though I do fear what it may be.

Maybe don't go out today

Sagatarius
You will enjoy an unexpected day off from work when an out-of-control cement mixer runs over your legs

At least you'll get a free driveway out of it

[SidewinderINC]

Originally Posted by Pebs

The stars approve.

Taurus
There's nothing quite like the love of a real man. Then again, if the plaster sets properly and the paint dries evenly, you'll have the next best thing.

I hope there's a battery compartment!

Plaster Caster? Gotta love Cynthia

[Psymonkee]

Originally Posted by Psymonkee

There appears to be a lack of Sagittarius

GO!

Sad monkee is sad

[Roberta]

Originally Posted by Pebs

The stars approve.

Taurus
There's nothing quite like the love of a real man. Then again, if the plaster sets properly and the paint dries evenly, you'll have the next best thing.

I hope there's a battery compartment!

That'll do for me, Pet.

[vix]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Taurus please:

I have Pear Vodka.

More details required....