Pregnancy... and stuff! - Page 8

Matblack · 15-04-2008, 13:44

The way this is going I think I'm going to have to steal one or http://www.adoption.org.uk/information/default.html

MB

Roberta · 15-04-2008, 13:45

I advocate getting a fluffy animal instead.

Matblack · 15-04-2008, 13:46

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Originally Posted by Roberta

I advocate getting a fluffy animal instead.

Will is too old to be adopted

MB

Roberta · 15-04-2008, 13:47

But he's so cute when you tickle him behind his ears!

Matblack · 15-04-2008, 13:48

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Originally Posted by Roberta

But he's so cute when you tickle him behind his ears!

What about the shedding and the house training though and the leg humping!

MB

Roberta · 15-04-2008, 14:01

Ok, I've thought of an alternative. I have 3 ready made children here, let's have your bids.

LOT 1

Older model, around 15 years. Partly self- maintaining, totally self-centered. Often over heats and prone to loud bangs when this happens. Self-cleaning once 'Lynx' is available. High intake of Bachelors Supernoodles needed for upkeep.

LOT 2

Pink version of LOT 1. Was in superb working order until it hit the 11 year mark. Has been a downturn in efficiency and a steep climb in chat back since then. Manners also appear to have disappeared at this point. May blow up at any time, particularly when placed near LOT 1.

LOT 3

Unusual model, not many made. Highly inquisitive and vocal. Entertains well. Totally unpredictable. Sturdy robust model. Special punk/emo edition, colour: black. Roughly 10 years. Due to go downhill rapidly in the next few years so get it quickly and enjoy it while you can.

Any bids?

Lomster · 15-04-2008, 14:13

Ouch laughing so much it hurts

Pheebs poo doesn't get sucked up into your foof don't worry.

Georgie pooped all over me as she came out and it was the biggest relief as Josh couldn't poo cos of having hirchsprungs disease.

Pregnancy is bloody hard work especially when its causing lots of hurting and feeling sick etc...
Giving birth is the best experience even though it bloody hurts.
I'm a whimp with pain yet I've done it 3 times so it can't be that bad lol

Lomster · 15-04-2008, 14:15

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Originally Posted by Roberta

Ok, I've thought of an alternative. I have 3 ready made children here, let's have your bids.

LOT 1

Older model, around 15 years. Partly self- maintaining, totally self-centered. Often over heats and prone to loud bangs when this happens. Self-cleaning once 'Lynx' is available. High intake of Bachelors Supernoodles needed for upkeep.

LOT 2

Pink version of LOT 1. Was in superb working order until it hit the 11 year mark. Has been a downturn in efficiency and a steep climb in chat back since then. Manners also appear to have disappeared at this point. May blow up at any time, particularly when placed near LOT 1.

LOT 3

Unusual model, not many made. Highly inquisitive and vocal. Entertains well. Totally unpredictable. Sturdy robust model. Special punk/emo edition, colour: black. Roughly 10 years. Due to go downhill rapidly in the next few years so get it quickly and enjoy it while you can.

Any bids?

ROFL p[lease stop it hurts ouchy

Fayshun · 15-04-2008, 14:29

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Originally Posted by Lomster

ROFL p[lease stop it hurts ouchy

Do the descriptions for ours!

Lomster · 15-04-2008, 14:49

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Originally Posted by Fayshun

Do the descriptions for ours!

I can't, I can't stop laughing

I can't compete with Roberta's that was quality

15-04-2008, 13:44	#71
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	The way this is going I think I'm going to have to steal one or http://www.adoption.org.uk/information/default.html MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"

15-04-2008, 14:01	#76
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	Ok, I've thought of an alternative. I have 3 ready made children here, let's have your bids. LOT 1 Older model, around 15 years. Partly self- maintaining, totally self-centered. Often over heats and prone to loud bangs when this happens. Self-cleaning once 'Lynx' is available. High intake of Bachelors Supernoodles needed for upkeep. LOT 2 Pink version of LOT 1. Was in superb working order until it hit the 11 year mark. Has been a downturn in efficiency and a steep climb in chat back since then. Manners also appear to have disappeared at this point. May blow up at any time, particularly when placed near LOT 1. LOT 3 Unusual model, not many made. Highly inquisitive and vocal. Entertains well. Totally unpredictable. Sturdy robust model. Special punk/emo edition, colour: black. Roughly 10 years. Due to go downhill rapidly in the next few years so get it quickly and enjoy it while you can. Any bids? Last edited by Roberta; 15-04-2008 at 14:05.

15-04-2008, 14:13	#77
Lomster Custom Title Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fay-Lom mansion Posts: 2,787	Ouch laughing so much it hurts Pheebs poo doesn't get sucked up into your foof don't worry. Georgie pooped all over me as she came out and it was the biggest relief as Josh couldn't poo cos of having hirchsprungs disease. Pregnancy is bloody hard work especially when its causing lots of hurting and feeling sick etc... Giving birth is the best experience even though it bloody hurts. I'm a whimp with pain yet I've done it 3 times so it can't be that bad lol __________________

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15-04-2008, 13:45	#72
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	I advocate getting a fluffy animal instead.

15-04-2008, 13:47	#74
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	But he's so cute when you tickle him behind his ears!