Lets lower the tone a bit - new sexual positions

[Tiggy]

Dym, the only reason I've not replied to what you've said is I'm busy.

[Desmo]

I'm not going to move or delete posts in here because it's not how we moderate this place, but if you guys want to carry on this discussion can you please start a new thread?

[Pebs]

Originally Posted by Roberta

If I'm going in I'm going to need these as well:

Dont forget your marigolds. And vaccinations

[Roberta]

Originally Posted by Pebs

Dont forget your marigolds. And vaccinations

This was me the last time:

[Pebs]

Thats just plain lazy personal admin Faysh.

[Justsomebloke]

O well at least this threads not gone off topic

I may as well stick my bid in for Roberta but seeings she is so high maintenance & I'll need to hire a gardener & a crap load of Power tools to cope with the bush it'll be low
I bid 2 chipped mugs an old place matt & a pen with a women in it that takes her clothes off when tipped upside down & that's only coz she can Pole dance


Thread Topic this >>>>> way >>>>>>>>>

The Dying Man.
Easy to perform & the Ladys favourite.
Said Man goes a Muff diving until Blue in the face, When he comes up for air said Lady Just Shouts "No you Kin Don't You ******* I'm not done yet" & Shoves his head back down there, The Dying Man
Said Man can blow Bubbles for added effect & the Variant The Drowning man

[Roberta]

Originally Posted by Justsomebloke

I may as well stick my bid in for Roberta but seeings she is so high maintenance & I'll need to hire a gardener & a crap load of Power tools to cope with the bush it'll be low

Oi! I'll have you know that was Faysh's bikini topiary I was working on!