Barney got Bummed ..

Piggymon · 07-09-2006, 18:15

... by an 18 yo chav in a Corsa

Was quite funny .... chap in front of me braked suddenly, so did I but the boy behind me didn't and tried to bum Barney ... The front of his car was dented, the bonnet had kinked but Barney survived !

I'm not doing as well, my whole body has stiffened up ( first person to say like my Johnson gets the Piggyslap of DOOM ) and I've also hurt my ankle .. I thought it was odd but the doc said it was probably jarred by being on the brake pedal at the time of impact :/

Really annoyed because I can't get to the gym for at least 2 weeks

I've had no back/neck problems for at least a year and now I'm back to square one .. bah !

Belmit · 07-09-2006, 18:21

BMWs seem to have very sturdy bumpers, as I found out when I reversed in my dad's five years ago and went right into my mate's mum's car (it was at a funny angle

). Glad you're not too banged up. What did the scrote have to say for himself?

Piggymon · 07-09-2006, 18:29

Not a lot, couldn't understand what he was saying half the time because he was bloody mumbling !

There was him and his 2 mates in the car and guess where they were going ... HALFORDS

Stan_Lite · 07-09-2006, 18:29

Hope the stiffness goes away soon (ooer).

Lucky the beemer isn't damaged - hope you're not either

Stan

Mark · 07-09-2006, 18:35

Piggyslap of doom eh? Like m...

Seriously, you seem to have had more than your share of bad luck with cars, but glad you and the car are (relatively) unscathed. Hopefully the aches and pains will clear up without too much bother.

Piggymon · 07-09-2006, 18:37

This will be my 3rd bump in about 18 months .. perhaps I should stay at home

William · 07-09-2006, 18:40

Bah, you complain about that!? Wait until a toyota hilux comes for you.

Mark · 07-09-2006, 18:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piggymon

perhaps I should stay at home

Nah. We can't be having that. Just keep away from 18 yo chavs in corsas, and council vans.

Roberta · 07-09-2006, 18:52

These car bummers must be stopped!

Glad you weren't hurt more though. Were the lads apologetic?

Piggymon · 07-09-2006, 19:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roberta

These car bummers must be stopped!

Glad you weren't hurt more though. Were the lads apologetic?

More bemused than anything .. I don't think they even said sorry but did ask how I was, they were young and the lad driving got a right earful off his Dad when he called to get insurance details so I forgive them

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitten_caboodle

Crikey Piggy, you're as bad as Leo

October 2004 - Accident one
October 2005 - Accident two
April 1 (I kid you not) - Accident three.

...and they're just the ones while I've known him (bizzarely the people involved accident 1 and 2 had the same (rather unusual) surname although they were really far apart

)

August 1997, bad whiplash
April 2005 - Crash into back of fiesta ( my fault )
June 2005 - Get bummed by a council van - courtesy car I was driving got written off

Sept 2006 - Bummed by the Corsa

Not looking too good really

07-09-2006, 18:15	#1
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	Barney got Bummed .. ... by an 18 yo chav in a Corsa Was quite funny .... chap in front of me braked suddenly, so did I but the boy behind me didn't and tried to bum Barney ... The front of his car was dented, the bonnet had kinked but Barney survived ! I'm not doing as well, my whole body has stiffened up ( first person to say like my Johnson gets the Piggyslap of DOOM ) and I've also hurt my ankle .. I thought it was odd but the doc said it was probably jarred by being on the brake pedal at the time of impact :/ Really annoyed because I can't get to the gym for at least 2 weeks I've had no back/neck problems for at least a year and now I'm back to square one .. bah ! __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

07-09-2006, 18:21	#2
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	BMWs seem to have very sturdy bumpers, as I found out when I reversed in my dad's five years ago and went right into my mate's mum's car (it was at a funny angle ). Glad you're not too banged up. What did the scrote have to say for himself? __________________

07-09-2006, 18:29	#3
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	Not a lot, couldn't understand what he was saying half the time because he was bloody mumbling ! There was him and his 2 mates in the car and guess where they were going ... HALFORDS __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

07-09-2006, 18:29	#4
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Hope the stiffness goes away soon (ooer). Lucky the beemer isn't damaged - hope you're not either Stan __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

07-09-2006, 18:37	#6
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	This will be my 3rd bump in about 18 months .. perhaps I should stay at home __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

07-09-2006, 18:35	#5
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Piggyslap of doom eh? Like m... Seriously, you seem to have had more than your share of bad luck with cars, but glad you and the car are (relatively) unscathed. Hopefully the aches and pains will clear up without too much bother.

07-09-2006, 18:40	#7
William Vodka Martini Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Church Broughton Posts: 533	Bah, you complain about that!? Wait until a toyota hilux comes for you. __________________

07-09-2006, 18:52	#9
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	These car bummers must be stopped! Glad you weren't hurt more though. Were the lads apologetic?

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode