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Rib-tickling goodness
Been a while huh? You'll be thrilled to know, standards have been considerable raised!
My boyfriend came round unexpectedly the other day. That's the last time I buy Tesco Value chloroform. Silence is golden. Failing that, duct tape is silver I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side." It made me cross. The Chelsea board. The Metropolitan Police. A lady with an itchy crotch. They all regret going for that Brazilian. I'm here all night ladies and gents 
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08-03-2009, 00:08
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08-03-2009, 00:09
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Easymouth
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I loved it so much, I put my name on it
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08-03-2009, 00:11
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I've been on the ale tonight
 Pebs, I just saw your other thread, are you famouser now?
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08-03-2009, 00:12
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Easymouth
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Oh, very! My voice said about 10 words on national TV!
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08-03-2009, 00:13
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Rocket Fuel
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Famouser? My new fave word!
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08-03-2009, 00:13
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Easymouth
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Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire
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08-03-2009, 00:14
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Easymouth
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I got caught shoplifting by the security guard in French Connection today.
What a cnut.
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08-03-2009, 00:15
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