Ebay scammer

Daz · 14-09-2009, 16:04

I'm selling something on ebay atm, have had a few offers via email as you do, seemingly legit. Had a couple of emails today that seem a bit fishy...

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I am a uk national and am wanting to bids for your item, I have been stinging before on ebay from alaeged IT professhinals would you be selling to me before auction finish.. please give me a price in Ugandan dollars. current exchange rate 6.36 UD = 1 UK pound..

Followed by...

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I am in much keeness for you to make me a price for your item for sales. As your auckshun is ending soon and with exchange rates changing by the minute, NASDAQ spiking, FTSE climbing and the Dow melting the hearts of forex traders across the western world, margins are tight, anticipation is high, time is pressing and the day will soon be gone... to that end and with fervent wishes to expedite this transaction with more slickness than even a lubers crotch please tell me of your wanting prices for your item. I would be hating for you to be "shunted from your backside" as it were and you lose on the splendid Ugandan (& indeed Zimbabwian) exchange rates?
reply to me in pleasing as you can fastly place me out of this betting if you not selling...
thanks you many
antonia

Apparently he's from Warwickshire. I'd better hurry, I'd hate to be shunted from my backside.

Haly · 14-09-2009, 16:05

There's so much about the second one that's hilarious

Belmit · 14-09-2009, 16:06

What the...

It's like he asked someone to translate what he was saying into English... but they screwed him over!

Tak · 14-09-2009, 16:07

"a lubers crotch"

Flibster · 14-09-2009, 16:26

Shunted from your backside?

Isn't that what Huddy's afraid of?

Mark · 14-09-2009, 16:41

Brilliant. If you had the inclination, this could go far.

Desmo · 14-09-2009, 22:07

They are utterly superb

Lopez · 14-09-2009, 23:01

WTF is a lubers crotch

Lopez · 14-09-2009, 23:02

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Originally Posted by Daz

Ugandan dollars

BBx · 14-09-2009, 23:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lopez

WTF is a lubers crotch

Daz's new Custom Title?

BB x

14-09-2009, 16:05	#2
Haly Do you want to hide in my box? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14,941	There's so much about the second one that's hilarious __________________ Halycopter

14-09-2009, 16:06	#3
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	What the... It's like he asked someone to translate what he was saying into English... but they screwed him over! __________________

14-09-2009, 16:07	#4
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	"a lubers crotch" __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

14-09-2009, 16:26	#5
Flibster Moonshine Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,388	Shunted from your backside? Isn't that what Huddy's afraid of? __________________

14-09-2009, 22:07	#7
Desmo The Last Airbender Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pigmopad Posts: 11,915	They are utterly superb __________________

14-09-2009, 16:41	#6
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Brilliant. If you had the inclination, this could go far.

14-09-2009, 23:01	#8
Lopez Bad Cat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Leicestershire Posts: 808	WTF is a lubers crotch __________________ NO

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