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Old 24-09-2010, 16:44   #1
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Just had this come through and I just love the language.


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I am Miss Olayemi Akiola a computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria. I am 31 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you.

The most annoying thing is that the bank officials cannot tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you; instead they ask you for unnecessarily fees/charges.

I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can work with you to have your fund released if you can certify me of my security. Once the top officials finds out that your funds has been released, they will mount intelligence group to investigate how and who helped you.If I do not run away from this country after I help you to get the transfer of your fund effected, I will be Seriously in trouble and this will also affect you because it will not be difficult for the authorities to locate you with all your data that is in the bank.

These people {CBN officials} are like Mafia group in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a citizen of this country. The only thing I will need to empower me to handle the release of your fund is a special HARD DISK called it HD120 GIG. You will purchase two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours.

I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file/personal and bank account data. If you are interested and can assure me of my safety at the confirmation of your funds in your bank account,then get in touch with me immediately.

Miss Olayemi Akiola
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Old 24-09-2010, 16:48   #2
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I hope you remember to punch your computer
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Old 24-09-2010, 17:07   #3
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Crickey!

Your disk is RED!!??

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Old 24-09-2010, 17:50   #4
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I hope you remember to punch your computer
That was the bit I liked too
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Old 24-09-2010, 19:09   #5
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I knew someone who punched their computer (made quite a mess of the LCD panel). Now I know the real reason why they did it!
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