Revenge!!

Zirax · 27-08-2007, 22:23

Is best served by my dads old motor.

Well earlier today I was down the gym. When I left I noticed one of the trainers was leaving and stopped to have a chat. As I walked back past a group of chavs sitting on a table they thought it was funny to blow smoke in my face

Now I had borrowed my dads '92 309 diesel to head down there and it was parked infront of them, so I got in.

Hmmm, this old diesel might need some extra to get it going
*pump* on the accelerator

Hmmm, I doubt that'll be enough *pump* *pump* *pump*

I think it might just need to lean on the accelerator a tad while it starts.
*click*
VRRRROOOMM!! mwahahaha

Cue the thickest dark black cloud of soot out the back and they literally disappear in the rear view mirror. After laughing hysterically and hearing them coughing I calmly drive home.

It would never have had the same effect in a petrol

The look on one of their faces just before they disappeared will make me smile for a fair while

Piggymon · 27-08-2007, 22:26

ROFL !!!

lostkat · 27-08-2007, 22:28

Ahahahaha, well done!!! Sounds like they got what they deserved. I used to have a 309 Diesel... was my first car (belonged to Mum, but I drove it)

Dee · 27-08-2007, 22:28

Awesome

Mark · 27-08-2007, 22:33

Brings a whole new meaning to environmentally unfriendly (at least for the part of the environment the chavs were sitting in).

Fayshun · 28-08-2007, 08:58

Zirax, breaking out the big guns.

Treefrog · 28-08-2007, 09:19

Class!

Kell_ee001 · 28-08-2007, 09:20

Good for you!

27-08-2007, 22:23	#1
Zirax Goes up to 11! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,577	Revenge!! Is best served by my dads old motor. Well earlier today I was down the gym. When I left I noticed one of the trainers was leaving and stopped to have a chat. As I walked back past a group of chavs sitting on a table they thought it was funny to blow smoke in my face Now I had borrowed my dads '92 309 diesel to head down there and it was parked infront of them, so I got in. Hmmm, this old diesel might need some extra to get it going pump on the accelerator Hmmm, I doubt that'll be enough pump pump pump I think it might just need to lean on the accelerator a tad while it starts. click VRRRROOOMM!! mwahahaha Cue the thickest dark black cloud of soot out the back and they literally disappear in the rear view mirror. After laughing hysterically and hearing them coughing I calmly drive home. It would never have had the same effect in a petrol The look on one of their faces just before they disappeared will make me smile for a fair while

27-08-2007, 22:26	#2
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	ROFL !!! __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

27-08-2007, 22:28	#3
lostkat Good Cat Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,550	Ahahahaha, well done!!! Sounds like they got what they deserved. I used to have a 309 Diesel... was my first car (belonged to Mum, but I drove it) __________________ Oooooh Cecil, what have you done?

28-08-2007, 08:58	#6
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	Zirax, breaking out the big guns. __________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

28-08-2007, 09:19	#7
Treefrog Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Chell Heath, Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 1,761	Class! __________________ Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

27-08-2007, 22:28	#4
Dee Combat Spanker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,292	Awesome

27-08-2007, 22:33	#5
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Brings a whole new meaning to environmentally unfriendly (at least for the part of the environment the chavs were sitting in).

28-08-2007, 09:20	#8
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	Good for you! __________________

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