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10-09-2007, 17:15
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Absinthe
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Delia Vs Real women
Saw this in TP.
 Delia's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips. The Real Woman's Way Suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Delia's Way To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes The Real Woman's Way Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year Delia's Way When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Woman's Way Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions. Delia's Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish, while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice The Real Woman's Way If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Delia's Way Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator, and it will keep for weeks. The Real Woman's Way It could keep forever. Who eats it? Delia's Way Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's Way Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't give a sh!t. Finally, the most important tip: Delia's Way Freeze leftover wine into ice cube trays for future use in casseroles. The Real Woman's Way Left over wine? Helloooooooooooooooooooo Last edited by Mondo; 10-09-2007 at 17:33. |
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10-09-2007, 17:31
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Combat Spanker
Join Date: Jul 2006
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So true
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10-09-2007, 17:32
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Wants Big Meat
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Newcastle
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