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Justsomebloke · 14-09-2007, 21:09

I pulled my Tooth out earlier. It's been loose for ages & ****** me off whilst i was having a nosebag so i went in the bathroom & got a yanking. 2nd one this year but this one is a Biggy

I was going to include a pic of my tooth & my Kidney stone next to a brown match head for scale but it looks to Disgusting

So i won't.

I think this thread can be clearly labelled SPAM

SidewinderINC · 14-09-2007, 21:22

gooo oooon, I wanna see the size of the things. Was the kidney stone removed surgically? Or was it a bit your teeth and go for it jobby?

The last painful thing to happen to me that would be fitting in here was a 3cm long bit of wood embedding itself 1cm deep into my finger, it had a barb on it so i had to cut it out

Pheebs · 14-09-2007, 21:38

What's a nosebag? I'm guessing it wasn't a milk tooth... does that mean it's never growing back?!

but but but... but... but surely your dentist will need to see you!? Did it not hurt? I hope you're alright

Kell_ee001 · 14-09-2007, 21:41

You so cwazy!

Justsomebloke · 14-09-2007, 21:42

Kidney stone exit story:
I went for a Wizz & although i desperatly wanted to go only a Trickle came out, I was Scared

I said to myself. Ooo eeerrrr that can't be right

An hour later i needed another Wizz but was a bit scared so i thought a sit down was in order. My Wizz started as a Trickle then POW Squirt GUSH

it steamed out & i had the most saticying Wizz I've had in years. It flowed like Niagra & my smile was a Foot wide

I peered into the bowl to see my Kidney Asteroid type stone hurty little mofo looking back at me

So i dipped my hand in my Piss

Trainspotter style & fished the little bugger out for Posterity. I took it up to my specialist when i had the appointment & showed it to the lovely lady. "AAARRRrrrrrrrr is that the little sweety is it she said

I nearly forgot myself & insulted her but i was saved by my Natural David Niven persona

Jonny69 · 14-09-2007, 23:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by malc30

So i dipped my hand in my Piss

Good for you Malc

But do us a favour and post the pics

iCraig · 15-09-2007, 00:16

You pulled out your tooth? What was wrong with it?

SidewinderINC · 15-09-2007, 00:19

He watched Oldboy and thought he would give it a try?

Blackstar · 15-09-2007, 00:29

I used to get my dad to pull out my wobbly teeth when i was young. Mainly so i could get the tooth fairy money faster!

iCraig · 15-09-2007, 00:35

Baby teeth are meant to come out. Adult molars aren't.

Are you in pain malc? Any idea why it became lose?

14-09-2007, 21:09	#1
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Squeamish need Not enter this thread I pulled my Tooth out earlier. It's been loose for ages & ****** me off whilst i was having a nosebag so i went in the bathroom & got a yanking. 2nd one this year but this one is a Biggy I was going to include a pic of my tooth & my Kidney stone next to a brown match head for scale but it looks to Disgusting So i won't. I think this thread can be clearly labelled SPAM __________________

14-09-2007, 21:22	#2
SidewinderINC Joey Tempest Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gravesend. Posts: 2,751	gooo oooon, I wanna see the size of the things. Was the kidney stone removed surgically? Or was it a bit your teeth and go for it jobby? The last painful thing to happen to me that would be fitting in here was a 3cm long bit of wood embedding itself 1cm deep into my finger, it had a barb on it so i had to cut it out __________________ No Sig.

14-09-2007, 21:38	#3
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	What's a nosebag? I'm guessing it wasn't a milk tooth... does that mean it's never growing back?! but but but... but... but surely your dentist will need to see you!? Did it not hurt? I hope you're alright __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

14-09-2007, 21:41	#4
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	You so cwazy! __________________

14-09-2007, 21:42	#5
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	Kidney stone exit story: I went for a Wizz & although i desperatly wanted to go only a Trickle came out, I was Scared I said to myself. Ooo eeerrrr that can't be right An hour later i needed another Wizz but was a bit scared so i thought a sit down was in order. My Wizz started as a Trickle then POW Squirt GUSH it steamed out & i had the most saticying Wizz I've had in years. It flowed like Niagra & my smile was a Foot wide I peered into the bowl to see my Kidney Asteroid type stone hurty little mofo looking back at me So i dipped my hand in my Piss Trainspotter style & fished the little bugger out for Posterity. I took it up to my specialist when i had the appointment & showed it to the lovely lady. "AAARRRrrrrrrrr is that the little sweety is it she said I nearly forgot myself & insulted her but i was saved by my Natural David Niven persona __________________

15-09-2007, 00:16	#7
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	You pulled out your tooth? What was wrong with it? __________________

15-09-2007, 00:19	#8
SidewinderINC Joey Tempest Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gravesend. Posts: 2,751	He watched Oldboy and thought he would give it a try? __________________ No Sig.

15-09-2007, 00:29	#9
Blackstar Ambassador of Awesome Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Edinburger Posts: 3,676	I used to get my dad to pull out my wobbly teeth when i was young. Mainly so i could get the tooth fairy money faster! __________________ Jim Garrahy's Fudge Kitchen

15-09-2007, 00:35	#10
iCraig iCustom User Title Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,250	Baby teeth are meant to come out. Adult molars aren't. Are you in pain malc? Any idea why it became lose? __________________

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