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20-12-2007, 16:20
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L'Oréal
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Twas the Night Before Christmas...
Moneys short and times are hard, so here's your sh*tty Christmas card.
Twas the night before Christmas And all thru the house Everyone was knackered Even the mouse Mum in the bog house Being sick as a mule Dad in his undies Just acting the fool When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprung off my arse To see what's the matter And there on the lawn Lay a great big fat dick I knew in a instant It must be St Nick He came down the chimney Like a Bat out of Hell I knew in a instant The fat prat had fell He filled all our stockings With prezzies and beer and a big rubber dick For my brother, the queer And he shot up the chimney With a thunderous fart The silly fat prat Blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed And he rode out of sight Don't get too rat-arsed But have a hell of a night 
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH! 
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20-12-2007, 16:25
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The Last Airbender
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 I like that.
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20-12-2007, 16:31
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L'Oréal
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Typed from memory
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!
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21-12-2008, 12:33
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L'Oréal
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
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*thread resurrection*
Happy christmas/jingly/winter solstice/yule/saturnalia/winterval/hanukkah/hogswatch/any others I've missed 
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!
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19-12-2013, 12:09
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L'Oréal
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Location: Portsmouth
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Why not ... *bump*
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The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!
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19-12-2013, 19:48
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A cat wearing a wet suit
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21-12-2013, 10:02
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"You only get one life. There's no God, no rules, except for those you accept or create for yourself. Then once it's over... it's over. Dreamless sleep for ever and ever. So why not be happy while you're here?" Nate Fisher |
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21-12-2013, 19:25
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Absinthe
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22-12-2013, 00:15
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Preparing more tumbleweed
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