Post Office Lady Comment

Pheebs · 31-01-2008, 10:21

Probably doesn't deserve a thread of it's own but I thought it was hilarious:

Yesterday I galloped into the Post Office at 12:45 thinking *Poo poo poo poo poopy doo poo I've missed the chance for guaranteed next day delivery I know it Poo poo poo poopy doo*

So I patiently stand in the queue for 10mins and fiiiiiinally reach the lady serving who says "Yes, you can still send it next day delivery"! YAAAAAAAAAY! I was beaming soo soo much! So I filled out my slip and things and happily chatted to the lady.

Lady: "Would you mind putting your box on the weighing machine"

Me: *stifles giggle - feels slightly immature - decides to try and cover laugh as a laugh of relief* "Oh I am so happy. I didn't think I would make it! Thank you so much" *puts "box" on machine and giggles more*

Lady: "That will be £7.50 then, is that ok?"

Me: "Yup yup yupparoo! It could be £50 at the moment! I wouldn't mind! As long as it's there tomorrow!"

Lady: "Excellent!"

Me: *passes dosh*

Lady: "Thank you. Now, would you like to give it to me through the back hatch now?"

Me: *involuntary "PBBbBbT HAHAha" laugh, followed by shaking of shoulders and frequent "PpbbT giggle" laughing!

It was hilarious! I couldn't control myself laughing! I was just stood there shaking uncontrollably! The man behind must have been mid 30s and started laughing too (I don't know whether he was laughing at what she said or just laughing at me in tears trying to ever-so-politely-continue my transaction!)

Awww. Hehehe. I was so happy after giving it to her through the back hatch. She made my day!

Matblack · 31-01-2008, 10:23

You should have offered to take her up the OXO tower to thank her.

MB

Tak · 31-01-2008, 10:26

I loves you Pheebs

Admiral Huddy · 31-01-2008, 10:28

ROFL..

I love a young lady who takes it through the hatch

have some stars haha

Garp · 31-01-2008, 11:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takhisis

I loves you Pheebs

Likewise.. only you would come up with such hilarity at simple things like posting a package

Feek · 31-01-2008, 11:57

How did you manage to get your box on the weighing machine, is there a pair or steps or something like that?

Justsomebloke · 31-01-2008, 11:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takhisis

I loves you Pheebs

So do i, That is Comedy Gold & well worth a thread. Only thing wrong with it is you need someone like me there at times like that to put it Bang on her

Belmit · 31-01-2008, 12:10

So... how much did your box weigh?!

Kell_ee001 · 31-01-2008, 12:29

Pheebs · 31-01-2008, 13:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feek

How did you manage to get your box on the weighing machine, is there a pair or steps or something like that?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belmit

So... how much did your box weigh?!

Well having an odd and rather large box it was naturally quite hard to balance it on the incredibly small scales. It kept sliding down and I had to eventually prop it up with my finger.

Also, because it was angled strangely I couldn't see how much it weighed... I would have had to bend right down to have seen it.

(tis true!)

Glad it made other people laugh! I just couldn't believe myself! I did the whole "pBBbBTWAaahahahPbbtbt" *shudder* "pbBTs" *shudder* "Pppftt heeheehee" laughing for a good couple of minutes! I must have looked so silly!

I am so immature!

31-01-2008, 10:21	#1
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Post Office Lady Comment Probably doesn't deserve a thread of it's own but I thought it was hilarious: Yesterday I galloped into the Post Office at 12:45 thinking Poo poo poo poo poopy doo poo I've missed the chance for guaranteed next day delivery I know it Poo poo poo poopy doo So I patiently stand in the queue for 10mins and fiiiiiinally reach the lady serving who says "Yes, you can still send it next day delivery"! YAAAAAAAAAY! I was beaming soo soo much! So I filled out my slip and things and happily chatted to the lady. Lady: "Would you mind putting your box on the weighing machine" Me: stifles giggle - feels slightly immature - decides to try and cover laugh as a laugh of relief "Oh I am so happy. I didn't think I would make it! Thank you so much" puts "box" on machine and giggles more Lady: "That will be £7.50 then, is that ok?" Me: "Yup yup yupparoo! It could be £50 at the moment! I wouldn't mind! As long as it's there tomorrow!" Lady: "Excellent!" Me: passes dosh Lady: "Thank you. Now, would you like to give it to me through the back hatch now?" Me: *involuntary "PBBbBbT HAHAha" laugh, followed by shaking of shoulders and frequent "PpbbT giggle" laughing! It was hilarious! I couldn't control myself laughing! I was just stood there shaking uncontrollably! The man behind must have been mid 30s and started laughing too (I don't know whether he was laughing at what she said or just laughing at me in tears trying to ever-so-politely-continue my transaction!) Awww. Hehehe. I was so happy after giving it to her through the back hatch. She made my day! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

31-01-2008, 10:23	#2
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	You should have offered to take her up the OXO tower to thank her. MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"

31-01-2008, 10:26	#3
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	I loves you Pheebs __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

31-01-2008, 10:28	#4
Admiral Huddy HOMO-Sapien Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chelmsford Posts: 6,692	ROFL.. I love a young lady who takes it through the hatch have some stars haha __________________ I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory. Techie Talk \| My gaming Blog \| PC spec \| The Admirals log

31-01-2008, 11:57	#6
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	How did you manage to get your box on the weighing machine, is there a pair or steps or something like that? __________________

31-01-2008, 12:10	#8
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	So... how much did your box weigh?! __________________

31-01-2008, 12:29	#9
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	__________________

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