Men, Wood and Banging.

[Pheebs]

What is their obsession?!!?!

This morning I have been doing work downstairs and all I can hear reverberating around the house is:

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG........ BANGBANGBANG.... BANG BANG.... BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

*heavy breathing*

*clonking of wood*

*sniffle*

*BANG BANG BANG WUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP*

After a couple of hours of thinking... "I'm sure he knows what he's doing" I suddenly start feeling a tad concerned.

So upstairs I go and immediately all I can see is dust sheets and bits of wood everywhere.

After pausing and thinking "Oooh nuh..." I make my way into the study where I am presented with a dust-masked-faced-picky wielding a large hammer and a big bit of wood.

I then notice our boxed in bit in the study (which hides the slant of the stairs) has an enormous hole in it.

Me: *looking slightly baffled* "Ermm... what are you doing?"

Picky: *with a sound of "well duh!?" to his tone of voice* "Exploring?!?!"

Me: *looks at big hole... looks back at picky... starts to wonder how it's all going to get fixed... opens mouth to ask... closes mouth as decides she doesn't want to know... exits room and retreats downstairs*

IMO:

Mens Brains:

Men + Wood + Hammer = I AM GOD OF CARPENTRY, HEAR ME ROAR! RAAR!