Blatant sympathy seeking

Stan_Lite · 11-06-2008, 10:58

I am starting this thread in order to elicit comments of sympathy and pity. I make no apology for this blatant attention whoring

To cut a long story short; I had some bad fish at lunchtime yesterday and I now have very bad food poisoning. I was up half the nigh pooping and when I wasn't pooping, I couldn't get to sleep for the stomach cramps. The result of all this is that I had about 3 hours sleep last night and up until a couple of hours ago, I was s**tting all my life force down the pan.

I got some tablets from the rig doctor which have helped a lot. I have stopped defacating for now and the painkillers he gave me for the stomach cramps seem to be pretty good. He also gave me some tablets which are like a sort of antiseptic for the stomach which should, he says, kill all the nasty bugs.

I have no energy at all (it's a good job we're not busy today) and to cap it all the AC in the mud lab I share with the mud engineer is on the blink so it's actually hotter in here than it is outside. I keep nodding off and need to keep typing to stay awake.

Haly · 11-06-2008, 11:07

Eww nasty

Bad luck

Belmit · 11-06-2008, 11:13

To the poop deck!

Nothing worse than stomach bugs, they just floor you. Hope it clears up soon!

Roberta · 11-06-2008, 11:15

Awwwwwww. Poor Stan.

*cuddles to bosom*

Stan_Lite · 11-06-2008, 11:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belmit

To the poop deck!

Don't make me laugh, I'll **it myself

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roberta

*cuddles to bosom*

Now that's the sort of thing I'm looking for

Burble · 11-06-2008, 11:27

Ick, I've had the same thing before so know how horrid it is. Hopefully your ring piece isn't like the Japanese flag!

Desmo · 11-06-2008, 11:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigstan

Now that's the sort of thing I'm looking for

*cuddles to bosom*

Mark · 11-06-2008, 11:42

I've had the same as well recently. I got the cramps but it had the opposite effect down below on me. I spent three days curled up in bed but couldn't shift it so I ended up having to get some laxatives, at which point it was most definitely red alert, clear the decks, but such relief.

Hope you get better soon.

Kell_ee001 · 11-06-2008, 12:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmo

*cuddles to bosom*

aawwww..... poor Stanley!

Stan_Lite · 11-06-2008, 12:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmo

*cuddles to bosom*

*Snuggles*

11-06-2008, 10:58	#1
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Blatant sympathy seeking I am starting this thread in order to elicit comments of sympathy and pity. I make no apology for this blatant attention whoring To cut a long story short; I had some bad fish at lunchtime yesterday and I now have very bad food poisoning. I was up half the nigh pooping and when I wasn't pooping, I couldn't get to sleep for the stomach cramps. The result of all this is that I had about 3 hours sleep last night and up until a couple of hours ago, I was s**tting all my life force down the pan. I got some tablets from the rig doctor which have helped a lot. I have stopped defacating for now and the painkillers he gave me for the stomach cramps seem to be pretty good. He also gave me some tablets which are like a sort of antiseptic for the stomach which should, he says, kill all the nasty bugs. I have no energy at all (it's a good job we're not busy today) and to cap it all the AC in the mud lab I share with the mud engineer is on the blink so it's actually hotter in here than it is outside. I keep nodding off and need to keep typing to stay awake. __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

11-06-2008, 11:07	#2
Haly Do you want to hide in my box? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14,941	Eww nasty Bad luck __________________ Halycopter

11-06-2008, 11:13	#3
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	To the poop deck! Nothing worse than stomach bugs, they just floor you. Hope it clears up soon! __________________

11-06-2008, 11:15	#4
Roberta Pole Model Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,986	Awwwwwww. Poor Stan. cuddles to bosom __________________ I fell out of favour with Heaven somewhere, and I'm here for the hell of it now...

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11-06-2008, 11:27	#6
Burble Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,826	Ick, I've had the same thing before so know how horrid it is. Hopefully your ring piece isn't like the Japanese flag!

11-06-2008, 11:42	#8
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	I've had the same as well recently. I got the cramps but it had the opposite effect down below on me. I spent three days curled up in bed but couldn't shift it so I ended up having to get some laxatives, at which point it was most definitely red alert, clear the decks, but such relief. Hope you get better soon.