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Old 30-06-2008, 13:49   #1
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Exclamation I need some clever thoughtfull off the wall ideas, **** knows why i'm asking you lot!

Right applying for a nokia summer job hopefully, the application is pretty strange. For instance:
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What are your 3 favourite animals and why?
(500 char. max)

Who was the last person you connected with?
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Do you believe in magic?
Please discuss
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I've sorted it all out apart from:
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Why does Nokia need you – show us in a photo
Now apart from the obvious banana jokes....*

What can i take a photo of including my nokia phone, that will stand out? I'm struggling to think of anything really different apart from cycling to the top of the pentlands and doing a panoramic shot of me & phone, but tbh i want to send this today and i cba cycling for 4 hours to do that

Ideas on a postcard, and pretty sharpish too?

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*Sorry couldn't be bothered finding the colour of the forum background. On a side note i think it should be added to the swatch.
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Old 30-06-2008, 13:53   #2
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What is the job doing?

If its sales then do something like climb a statue and rubberband a phone to its head then take a pic and say you can sell a nokia to the stoniest of clients?

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Old 30-06-2008, 13:58   #3
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Yeah they don't actually say what its gonna be doing, but i'm betting sales really.
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Get a phone, get a car, and get paid to make connections with Nokia this summer.
Thats what i replied too

That's a possible idea. Although the only statues i can think of are round Princes Street, and I'd have to be quick otherwise i will be arrested and then won't be a particularly credible candidate I thought about stupid stuff like a handstand on Arthur's seat for no reason, like the attention whore pic, haha. But its wouldn't be half as witty as the rest of my application... I don't want it to let me down...
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Old 30-06-2008, 14:07   #4
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I wouldn't have even bothered filling out the form. Any company that asks that sort of crap for a summer job is so far up it's own arse I wouldn't want to work there.
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Old 30-06-2008, 14:12   #5
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Well there isn't much to choose from, i'm desperate, its geeky, i get a free phone and paid £7 an hour. I couldn't care how **** they are, i've probably worked for worse in my previous call centre jobs,, i have fairly thick skin and am pretty light hearted when it comes to managerial carp. Granted i could walk into a call centre job tomorrow but i'm not *that* desperate yet

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Old 30-06-2008, 14:15   #6
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I think its a good move Alex, you may aswell do it while you have the opportunity!

I'm not creative... just done Belbin and am not a plant... am a Completer Finisher/Resource Investigator...

Will have a think though! Maybe the goggley eyes could get involved lol.

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Mock up a murder with some one being blugeoned to death will a mobile and the caption 'I'd KILL for a job at NOKIA'

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Old 30-06-2008, 14:19   #8
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Mock up a murder with some one being blugeoned to death will a mobile and the caption 'I'd KILL for a job at NOKIA'

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That definately wins so far! Love you MB But what do you mean mock up? Calling friends now...
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Get the message 'Connect call to detonate' on the phone display, and take a picture of it with a Nokia building in the background.

'Nokia needs me because... your lives are in my hands.'
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Fake it, or just kill someone if faking it is too much bother

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